A Couple Shampeachment ‘Shops

It’s Friday the Thirteenth.  So why not whip together a couple Shampeachment Photoshops to take you into the weekend.

While I was eating my lunch, I thought about what I wrote in my previous post —  namely that Nancy seems awash in a sea of confusion over the details of this idiotic Shampeachment.

I happened to be on Twitter while I was eating and noticed Kurt Schlichter compare Jerry Nadler to an Oompa Lumpa.  And I got to thinking Jerry is less Oompa Loompa and more akin to either Tweedle Dee or Tweedle Dum.

Then it hit me.  Combine Nancy’s confusion with Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum and what do you have?

Nancy in Shampeachment Wonderland.

Nancy in Shampeachment Wonderland

Fact is, unless enough moderate Dems defy the hive and vote no on these two stupid Shampeachment articles, next week the House Democrats will officially impeach President Trump.

And I think a number of these moderate Democrats who are claiming they’re unsure are full of crap.

They will join the hive and jam through this Shampeachment.

Though it’s possible the Democrat whip is busy figuring out just how many of those vulnerable Dems can defect and vote no while still getting this passed.  Then the leadership will allow that number of vulnerable Dems to vote no so that it looks like they stood up to their party when, in reality, they were simply given the okay to vote no.

Does that make sense?

But as I said the other day, I’m not certain that voting no on Shampeachment will be enough to prevent these vulnerable Democrats from getting voted out next November.  I think voters realize that the architects of this entire debacle will never lose their seats. So the only way to ensure people like Schiff, Nadler, Maxine, and Nancy Pelosi herself never have any power in Congress again is to vote out every last one of the swing district Democrats that gave those monsters their leadership positions.

And if, as I suspect, 2020 obliterates the Democrat House majority, it will be these idiots in the leadership that destroyed their own party.

Not that they’ll ever acknowledge that.  Nadler or Schiff lack the self-reflection necessary to admit they’re the ones who blew their party to kingdom come.

Shampeachment Follies

It really is amazing what Trump Derangement Syndrome does to people, isn’t it?

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2 thoughts on “A Couple Shampeachment ‘Shops

  • December 13, 2019 at 4:20 pm
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    Tweedle-Dumb and Tweedle-Dumber.

  • December 13, 2019 at 8:35 pm
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    Oh that picture! Freakin’ hilarious!

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