A few book ideas for the Camera Hogg

As I mentioned in the previous post, the Camera Hogg (and his sister) have “nabbed” a book deal.

Well, far be it from me to not offer some suggestions.

Now, a lot of folks aren’t particularly pleased with Hoggie’s handlers choosing the title “Never Again.”

And, really, I get it.

That’s an excellent point.

But in all fairness. With stats like this, it isn’t at all shocking that Camera Hogg didn’t make the connection.

So, in an effort to help salvage that book title, I thought this compromise might work.

Camera Hogg book-01

Meh.

Then again, I’m guessing Camera Hogg (and his sister) won’t like that.

No problem.

I’m happy to come up with something else.

And since the Camera Hogg doesn’t have a problem borrowing a title that has already been used, how about one of these?

Camera Hogg book-02

I know what you’re thinking.

That title is so yesterday.

All right, fine.

Let’s stick with something a bit more timely, shall we?

Camera Hogg book-03

Like the price sticker?

I thought Hoggie would appreciate the irony.

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6 thoughts on “A few book ideas for the Camera Hogg

  • April 19, 2018 at 2:52 pm
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    I doubt the little punk can even spell the word book.

    He will no doubt need the help of the same ghost writer who wrote Obabbam’s books!

  • April 19, 2018 at 3:02 pm
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    Books by Dr. Seuss come to my mind – “If I Ran the Zoo” for instance.

  • April 19, 2018 at 11:51 pm
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    Hogg as Sgt. Schultz…I know nothing!!

    This book will prove it.

  • April 21, 2018 at 8:49 pm
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    Hoggfarts. A newly organized school for magical thinking.

  • April 23, 2018 at 8:25 am
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    On another note, feeling left out of all the notoriety that little boy with the crew cut is trying to “Hogg” his way back into the spotlight on the backs of 4 slain at the Waffle House.

    https://tinyurl.com/yajd6fhj

    • April 23, 2018 at 11:32 am
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      Yes. Pugsly does seem to be desperate to get the attention Hoggie does.

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