Adam Schiff the walking parody

Adam Schiff the walking parody

This morning in the hearing about the fake “whistleblower,” during his on-the-record opening statement, Adam Schiff flat-out lied about what the transcript of that phone call said.

Does this asshole think we don’t have access to this transcript?

Like I said earlier this morning, this is the “Very fine people” hoax all over again.

This wasn’t some passing comment Schiff made to a host on CNN.

This was Adam Schiff in his role as chairman of the House Intelligence Committee stating for the record a series of flat-out lies.

Thankfully, Republicans didn’t let this flagrant dishonesty go unchallenged.

And finally, when he was forced to retract his nonsensical lies, that dope Adam Schiff made this excuse:

Yeah.  It was parody.

He’s just joking you guys!

Like he’s Jerry Seinfeld standing in front of brick wall doing a stand-up routine and not the Chairman of the Intelligence Committee speaking on the record during a hearing.

What a lying sack of crap.

Schiff really wants the lie – the latest “Very fine people” hoax – to be accepted truth.  And he’s willing to go so far as to put it in the record in a Congressional hearing.

This is egregious.

Thanks suburban women who found Trump boorish.  This is what you handed the American people by voting in the Democrat majority.

This entire hearing is a joke.

This impeachment inquiry is a joke.

The Democrat Party is a clown show.

Last week, Schiff claimed the so-called “whistleblower” complaint was being kept from the Intelligence Committee by the White House.

Yeah.  That was a lie too.

Schiff had it back in August.

Unless his “demands” were just “parody” too.

Good grief, I’m furious about this. This man isn’t just irresponsible. He is knowingly and deliberately lying and fabricating “evidence” to take down a duly-elected President.

Adam Schiff is so desperate to destroy President Trump that he torched his own reputation and credibility to do it.

And what’s especially infuriating is Schiff will get away with it.  There will be no censure.  He will not be stripped of his chairmanship.

Nancy Pelosi won’t lift a finger to stop this.  Adam Schiff and that fat slob Jerry Nadler will continue to make a mockery of Congressional oversight and the impeachment process.  And Nancy won’t do a damn thing to stop them.

Nor will the mainstream news media hold them to account. Why would they? They’re in on this.

And what’s worse, both Nadler and Schiff will be easily reelected because Nancy’s committee chairmen are all from solidly blue districts.

The only way to strip Adam Schiff and the rest of these clowns of their power is vote out the Democrats from swing districts and other vulnerable seats.

We have got to take Congress away from these assholes.

So long as they control any branch of government, this kind of underhanded dishonesty and media collusion will never ever stop.

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13 thoughts on “Adam Schiff the walking parody

  • September 26, 2019 at 1:30 pm
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    Well said Dianny. Shocking, and I thought these clowns couldn’t suprise us anymore.

  • September 26, 2019 at 2:21 pm
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    “[House] committee chairmen are all from solidly blue districts.”

    Dianny, you have brought up an interesting paradox for the Dems in the 2020 political war. The safe district Dem committee chairs can bluster, bluff, and abuse their power with political impunity — but the swing district Dem representatives, well, let’s just say nobody likes a plumber’s crack in the house

    ..

  • September 26, 2019 at 3:20 pm
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    Thank you Dianne
    I couldn’t have said it better.

  • September 26, 2019 at 6:13 pm
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    I was outraged listening to Pencil Neck out and out lie on national TV, but then Pencil Neck does that all the time, doesn’t he?

    I wish someone on our side would have brought up the audio recording where Pencil Neck thought he was getting “juicy” info on Trump from some Russian when all the time they were comedians on the other end of the line pulling Pencil Neck’s leg. And Pencil Neck really believed it!

  • September 26, 2019 at 6:33 pm
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    But the Democrats promised to be civil if they regained power.

  • September 26, 2019 at 6:51 pm
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    Yeah. It was parody. He’s just joking you guys!

    Well, coulda been trying to be funny. Which would just prove once again, they have no sense of humor and can’t meme.

    There can never be a Dianny on their side. Heh. ♥

  • September 27, 2019 at 3:08 am
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    Keep in mind the majority in the House was literally stolen by a process in California known as ballot harvesting where 20 republican representatives who were ahead at the close of polls had their seats pilfered in broad daylight days later. That’s how badly they coveted the majority so they could do exactly what they’re doing.

    • September 27, 2019 at 7:12 am
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      There will be more “ballot harvesting” attempted in ’20 election. Guaranteed. Somehow need to stop that nonsense.
      No votes allowed after polls closing should be enforced everywhere.
      Just sayin’.

  • September 27, 2019 at 7:01 am
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    Adam Schiffhead had this info for about a month and a half, and this is the best he could do? Yes indeed, Liberalism is a mental disorder.

  • September 27, 2019 at 7:31 am
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    Schiff and the other Coup Members would do right by America if they all committed suicide. That would save us the money of a long drawn out Trial and very quick EXECUTION.

  • September 27, 2019 at 2:11 pm
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    Where is the house ethics committee? Why didn’t the republicans walk out en-mass? Why didn’t the acting DNI open his remarks with, “How can I be held in contempt if I lie to Congress and yet you can blatantly lie about what the transcript says with impunity?”

  • September 27, 2019 at 7:37 pm
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    Schiff said this to get it on the record and the idiot
    republican Senators didn’t even challenge it for
    a half an hour. Doesn’t take a lie like that very long to
    fly around the world, and without an immediate
    demand for the truth, it is now like a block of hardened concrete
    in the “minds ” of low info voters.
    Mission accomplished, Schiff, you diseased, disreputable little hobgoblin!

  • October 1, 2019 at 10:56 am
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    “Adam Schiff is so desperate to destroy President Trump that he torched his own reputation and credibility to do it.”

    He has nothing left to lose in that regard.

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