After claiming he’s taken multiple cognitive tests, Biden “clarifies”

After claiming he’s taken multiple cognitive tests, Biden “clarifies”

There’s ample reason to be concerned that Joe Biden is in cognitive decline. Given his confusion, bizarre non-sequiturs, sentences that fade away to nothing, and sudden outbursts of anger or inappropriate laughter, it’s hard not to conclude that Joe Biden bears all the signs of a man in the throes of dementia.

In short, the guy has mashed potatoes for brains.

So in an effort to address the concern that Democrats are nominating a man with mashed potatoes for brains, in late June, a Fox reporter asked the gibbering old coot if he has been tested “for some degree of cognitive decline.”

Biden’s answer? “I’ve been tested. I’m constantly tested.”

Understandably, most people’s reaction to Biden’s answer fell along these lines:

“Gee whiz. If he has to be ‘constantly tested’ for cognitive decline, doesn’t that indicate that the Biden campaign is genuinely worried about the sputtering, hapless old codger?”

Well, according to CNN, yesterday Joe Biden “clarified” his answer. What he meant to say was, “No. I’ve never been tested.”

Which, by my thinking, pretty much proves the guy’s cognitive function is malfunctioning.

It doesn’t say much about CNN’s cognitive function either when you get right down to it. Biden didn’t “clarify;” he said the very opposite of what he said on June 30th.

But wait!  It gets worse.

Here is the clip of Mashed Potato Brains “clarifying” his answer.  Hang on to your hats, because it’s a doozy.

Oh, dear.

This is even more painful to watch than the “You ain’t black” clip.

Now do you understand why the Democrat Party’s media handmaids are urging Biden to skip the debates?

If Joe actually thinks this response will put to rest the idea that he’s not all there, then, well, he ain’t all there.

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8 thoughts on “After claiming he’s taken multiple cognitive tests, Biden “clarifies”

  • August 5, 2020 at 10:39 am
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    I want to feel pity for him but I can’t. He is such a detestable creature who embodies evert trait of a rotten political piece of crap. He is the Gold Standard DC scum. He ticks every box.

  • August 5, 2020 at 11:18 am
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    C’mon man.🤪

  • August 5, 2020 at 11:31 am
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    I’ll have the senile salad with crazy croutons, and dementia dressing on the sid, the psy, you know, the thing.

  • August 5, 2020 at 12:26 pm
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    Am I the only one who is wondering about the part where he’s talking about “joking with him” right after he mentions debating with the President? Does he think the President is still Obama?? Why would he be joking with Trump, who is the President? Is he so bad that he is mixing up who the President is? Or is his brain so jumpy that he just can’t keep his thoughts straight? The rest of it is crazy, but that part just seemed completely out of place. He’s supposed to be talking about Trump, someone he hates and then he switches to talking about how he jokes with him. Just weird. I think he was talking about Obama. Trump would never joke with Biden.

  • August 5, 2020 at 12:31 pm
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    Hey Kiddo!
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    Nita

    • August 5, 2020 at 1:06 pm
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  • August 5, 2020 at 5:46 pm
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    Hi, I’m Joe Biden, and I forgot this message.

  • August 5, 2020 at 7:59 pm
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    Joe aint senile, he is just unfiltered showing the true side of the democrat party

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