Alex in Wonderland

Alex in Wonderland

Anybody else getting the impression Alex from the Block is really a Republican deep-cover plant?

If her much-anticipated, highly comical “Green New Deal” is any indication, I’d say she must be.

Alex released her “fact sheet” to much media praise.

And, before even reading the preposterous thing, the 2020 Democrat Presidential candidates tripped all over themselves to quickly sign on.

“Ambitious?” “Bold?”

Senator Gillibrand, it’s also written in magical ink somewhere over the rainbow. 

Did she miss the part where government will provide “economic security” to people who are “unwilling” to work?  Real ambitious.

But Kirsten wasn’t the only 2020 hopeful who rushed to endorse this ridiculous “plan.”

“Jump-start” our economy.

Because record low unemployment and a vibrant, expanding economy under President Trump is in desperate need of “jump-starting.”

The only thing Alex’s Green New Deal will “jump-start” is America’s descent into a third world shithole country.

Climate Change is real. But clearly from the looks of this silly Green New Deal, Alex has no idea how “to address it head-on.”

Did you even read this flight of fancy badly disguised as a “resolution,” Liz?

The way Alex managed to get these nitwit Presidential candidates to fall for this load of manure is impressive.

Now all four of these guys are on record supporting — among other things — getting rid of airplanes, automobiles, forcing every home and building to be retrofitted at great cost to become “carbon neutral.”

Not to mention making sure every person who is unwilling to work gets a government-supplied paycheck.

Take that, Climate Change!

But even Alex can’t seem to get her talking points straight.

Check this out:

NPR’s Steve Inskeep: “Are you prepared to put on the table that yes, actually, they’re right, what this requires is massive government intervention?”

Alex: ”It does. It does. Yeah, I have no problem saying that.”

Then on MSNBC with Chuck Todd:

Alex: “One way that the Right does try to mischaracterize what we’re doing as though it’s like some kind of massive government takeover.”

Good grief.  This is clown show is the “New Face of the Democrat Party.”

I’m telling you, she has got to be a Republican plant.

Even the Wall Street Journal’s Kimberly Strassel thinks so.

In a column last night titled “The Socialist That Could,” Strassel refers to the Green New Deal as the a GOP dream.

The Republican Party has a secret weapon for 2020. It’s especially effective because it’s stealthy: The Democrats seem oblivious to its power. And the GOP needn’t lift a finger for it to work. All Republicans have to do is sit back and watch 29-year-old Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez . . . exist.


On Thursday Ms. Ocasio-Cortez unveiled her vaunted Green New Deal, complete with the details of how Democrats plan to reach climate nirvana in a mere 10 years. It came in the form of a resolution, sponsored in the Senate by Massachusetts’ Edward Markey, on which AOC is determined to force a full House vote. That means every Democrat in Washington will get to go on the record in favor of abolishing air travel, outlawing steaks, forcing all American homeowners to retrofit their houses, putting every miner, oil rigger, livestock rancher and gas-station attendant out of a job, and spending trillions and trillions more tax money. Oh, also for government-run health care, which is somehow a prerequisite for a clean economy.

It’s a GOP dream, especially because the media presented her plan with a straight face—as a legitimate proposal from a legitimate leader in the Democratic Party. Republicans are thrilled to treat it that way in the march to 2020, as their set-piece example of what Democrats would do to the economy and average Americans if given control. The Green New Deal encapsulates everything Americans fear from government, all in one bonkers resolution.

Yesterday on Twitter, Strassel posted a hilarious thread after she read this garbled fantasy tome:

Apparently even Ocasio-Cortez realized her great unveiling was an unmitigated disaster.

Because within hours of releasing this drivel that reads like a eighth grade book report from someone who didn’t read the book, her website took it down

I think at this point, the person who will benefit most from this Climate Comedy will be President Trump who, thanks to the Democrats stupidly hopping aboard the Ocasio-Cortez Clown Show, will win 2020 in a landslide.

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19 thoughts on “Alex in Wonderland

  • February 8, 2019 at 11:02 am

    I have only 2 questions:
    1. Who drafted said Resolution for AOC?
    2. Do they realize they are outlawing asphalt?
    Back to horse and buggy travel on dirt roads. OH, and hi-speed, non-petroleum fueled rail.

    • February 8, 2019 at 11:52 am

      Except you can’t have horses either, unless someone builds an electric one with conveniently placed charging stations.

      I would ask Alex From The Block(head) to lead the way and start right now. No more air travel between DC and NY. She must start riding her 10 speed bike back and forth. And volunteer 70 percent of her salary were paying to the IRS. Take those 2 steps and I MIGHT think there is some validity to her demands.

  • February 8, 2019 at 11:26 am

    I think it’s past time we realize, what we have here, is our very own, very real version of a supervillain, our own real-life…

    Doc Aoc
    (Dumb, Oblivious and Clueless)

    • February 8, 2019 at 2:23 pm

      Good one! May I borrow???

    • February 8, 2019 at 3:23 pm

      All she needs is a fancy, colored costume, gather the usual gang of House cohorts around herself and, viola, the Legion of Super Villains.

      • February 10, 2019 at 12:05 pm

        Does that costume include baggy pants, really big shoes and a red rubber nose?

  • February 8, 2019 at 12:26 pm

    I knew Dianny wouldn’t disappoint me.

    What AOC did was prove what I have been saying for a few years. There is a huge deficit of intellectualism on the left side of the aisle. Once upon a time they could at least put up some sort of a fight.

  • February 8, 2019 at 4:14 pm

    An even bigger problem is the Democrat voters who think this is a fantastic bill.

  • February 8, 2019 at 5:49 pm

    Another mind blowingly incredible piece Dianny. You Rock.

  • February 8, 2019 at 6:06 pm

    How does a train get from the mainland to Hawaii… and with no engine? lol

    • February 8, 2019 at 6:32 pm

      You first have to build your high speed rail from the mainland, but it needs to be built without using an internal combustion engine. No idea how you recharge giant electric construction equipment in the middle of the ocean though. Then you somehow power up your new electric train with enough juice to get you there.

    • February 9, 2019 at 9:41 am

      Clap your hands and make believe

  • February 8, 2019 at 9:07 pm

    Yes, Dianny, unbelievably well done triage and further analysis of the Green whatever resolution’s launch.


  • February 8, 2019 at 10:08 pm

    Well, I for one, just mailed my contribution in to Ocrazyo Cortez. I printed out a 100 Trillion dollar note from the Bank of Zimbabwe and sent it to her congressional office. Maybe that will help with the funding! Free money!

  • February 9, 2019 at 7:32 am

    Look on the bright side, all those idiots who support the green plan just killed their presidential campaign hopes.

  • February 9, 2019 at 8:48 am

    AOC’s plan sounds like a 6 year olds notion of how to create world peace. Not a clue as to methodology and full of impossible dreams and unicorns. Child like reasoning all the way through.

    Spot on Dianny with the Lewis Carroll reference.

  • February 10, 2019 at 1:49 am

    Danny your “Alice’s (Alex’s) Adventures in Wonderland” illustration does work wonderfully.

    Also on this green whatever, the Dems may be chasing the “White Rabbit”. However, a Jefferson Airplane song might make less of a connection for Millennials than Boomers.

    “Go ask… [Alex]
    When she’s ten feet tall”


  • February 10, 2019 at 2:07 am

    Apologies, Dianny. It’s terrible to misspell the first word of any writing. It’s even worse to mess up the blog author’s name in a comment.

    Again, sorry Dianny. I hope to not make that mistake in the future.


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