Alexandria Ocasio-Thunberg

Alexandria Ocasio-Thunberg

Is it just me or is AOC morphing into Greta Thunberg?

Apparently she was so impressed with the media fawning little Greta got for her tearfully angry Climate Change harangue at the UN, Alexandria Ocasio-Thunberg decided to copy her delivery while in Denmark this past week.

Wait.  Did you guys even know that Alexandria Ocasio-Thunberg flew to Denmark last week?

Yeah, she did.

On a plane and everything!

Odd that she didn’t choose a sailboat.  Ah, well.  I guess she wasn’t willing to copy everything Greta did.

Any old how.

She wasn’t there because Denmark is integral to the economy and well-being of those living in NY-14.  Nope.  Alexandria Ocasio-Thunberg was there to speak at the C40 World Mayors Summit on Climate Change.

Who knew she was a mayor?

And while there, AOC took a page from Greta Thunberg’s book and pretended to fight back tears as she bemoaned how climate change has totally ruined her life.

But unlike Greta, Alexandria Ocasio-Thunberg couldn’t choke up over how we destroyed her childhood.  So instead, she choked up over losing her dreams of motherhood.

All that was missing was a well-placed “How dare you!”

You’ll forgive me if I am not fooled by her faux crying.  Those crocodile tears were as phony as her weeping in front of an empty parking lot.

Alexandria Ocasio-Thunberg might have auditioned for the role of Justice Democrat candidate, but that doesn’t make her a particularly good actress.

I’ve seen more believable crying on a Mexican soap opera.

But can you blame her from copying Greta’s tearful performance?  I mean, for Pete’s sake, Greta’s UN tour de force got so much fawning press, they were even pushing for her to win the Nobel Peace Prize. Of course Alex wants in on that kind of notoriety.

And since she really has no measured intelligence or expertise on the subject of our ever-changing climate, she’s got to go with the childlike emotional appeal.

Naturally, when she got called out for her phony weeping schtick, Alexandria Ocasio-Thunberg did what she does best and unleashed her Twitter flying monkeys to attack while accusing the critic of working for the GOP.

Because everybody who criticizes Alexandria works for the GOP.

“Letting your voice shake.” Hmmm. Interesting choice of words there, wouldn’t you say?

One bad review of her tearful performance art and Alexandria Ocasio-Thunberg responds with the only genuine emotional reaction she can muster: the Twitter snit-fit.

If she was really tearful at the loss of her chance at motherhood (I for one am thrilled at the prospect of her not procreating), Alexandria Ocasio-Thunberg would have insisted on not adding to all that carbon by flying all the way to friggin’ Copenhagen just to “let” her voice shake.  Instead, she would have tele-conferenced in “Instagram video-style” from her apartment in Washington.

But hey. What’s the point of being an actress if you’re unwilling to take your show on the road?

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5 thoughts on “Alexandria Ocasio-Thunberg

  • October 16, 2019 at 11:50 am
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    I’d be willing to turn Puerto Rico back over to the indigenous people. They’d then be ‘bullet proof’ from hurricanes, I suppose.

    • October 16, 2019 at 11:55 am
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      Of course they would! Everybody knows colonization causes Climate Change. Just look at China … wait …

  • October 16, 2019 at 1:30 pm
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    I’ve thought the Mayorship of New York City will be Miss. Cortez’s next gig. She’s simply auditioning for Gracie Mansion!

  • October 16, 2019 at 5:34 pm
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    AOC would just brainwash her kid with a bunch of nonsense, just like Greta’s parents did.

  • October 17, 2019 at 7:50 am
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    Bernie must be shrilled to know that AOC has his back. AOC like Bernie is a losing proposition.

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