All Malarkey all the time

All Malarkey all the time

So much for Joe Biden’s “No Malarkey” bus tour.  It only took a day for it to devolve into the “All Malarkey All the Time” tour.

Joe can’t help himself, really. He has a long history of making shit up and boasting over things that either A) didn’t happen or B) shouldn’t be boasted about.

All Malarkey Joe’s penchant for fabricating tall tales of his heroism, toughness and grit are well known.

I think this is one of the things that I find particularly galling about Team Biden choosing the stupid “No Malarkey” slogan.

Joe is all malarkey. He is more fluent in Malarkey than he is in the King’s English.

But the thing about that clip that I found embarrassingly awful was, puffed up peacock that he is, All Malarkey Joe tried to make it sound like bad news for Xi and Putin that they know him.

But that isn’t the case at all, is it?

Xi and Putin know him all right.

They know that during the eight years All Malarkey Joe was Vice President they had free rein to do whatever the hell they wanted – including hacking into government servers, the theft of technology, building artificial islands/military bases, screwing us over on trade, invading Crimea, you name it.

They know that a President Biden will be just as easy to bypass or hoodwink as he was when he was Vice President.

Both Putin and Xi also know that, in a pinch, they can easily manipulate this tired old man just by paying millions of dollars to one of his family members.

They know him all right.  But it isn’t anything All Malarkey Joe should boast about.

Then again, they also know Joe’s penchant for boasting about his supposed “toughness.” They know in reality, Joe Biden is a bumbling, easily-manipulated, incompetent boob.

Speaking of which, you know who else “knows Biden?”

Former Obama Defense Secretary Robert Gates who said of All Malarkey Joe, “Joe Biden has been wrong on almost every foreign policy and national security issue for the last four decades.”

And each and every foreign leader is nodding his head in agreement. They all know Joe. And he would be the greatest gift to America’s adversaries since Barack Obama.

Only Joe Biden would think that knowledge of him is something to brag about.

It isn’t. But All Malarkey Joe can’t help himself. Boasting is his weakness.

And this penchant for boasting to get Joe (and his family) into a whole lot of trouble.

As, for example, this:

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6 thoughts on “All Malarkey all the time

  • December 2, 2019 at 10:49 am
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    I especially like the one where Smokin Joe pimp slapped that Cossack, Taras Bulba, because his two sons wouldn’t jump on his lap. True story! He swears on a Bible! Where’s my palm aid?

  • December 2, 2019 at 8:34 pm
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    Mark Steyn on Tucker’s show just did an absolutely hilarious rip on Biden, his hairy legs and his bus tour. I had tears in my eyes from laughing!

    • December 3, 2019 at 9:04 am
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      Mark Stein is the greatest ad libber on TV…..laughed my butt off.

    • December 3, 2019 at 9:07 am
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      Sorry, misspelled “Steyn”….

  • December 3, 2019 at 10:12 am
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    I swear to you, Dianny, I didn’t steal your idea when I p’shop tagged Joe’s bus. (Link in my name.) Mine was published first. At least, before I saw this post. Just a case of great minds (and mine, too) thinking alike on a pretty obvious idea. You said ‘All.’ I said ‘Pure.’

    On the small line on the bottom of the bus, you said “rides,” I said “starts.” Again, think-alike, not swiping. Out of professional (well, sorta) curiosity, I have to ask: I tediously modified existing letters to spell out “starts.” Did you just type new text?

    BUT! I also didn’t think I’d read your article before I sub-headed my page “Horsefeathers and Balderdash.” I had seen a long list of “malarkey” synonyms, and as a kinda country person, horsefeathers jumped out at me. “Balderdash” came to mind as preferable to “bull$#!+.” Then after I post my page, I come back and see your (previous) article had used those two words in that order. So, maybe I had read yesterday’s article and subconsciously plundered it, but I didn’t think so. No malarkey!

  • December 3, 2019 at 3:22 pm
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    for Biden “The song is ended but the Malarkey lingers on.” (I borrowed that)

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