Whelp, the results are in from the first town to hold the New Hampshire Primary and the news is damning.
Dixville Notch has released its results and while over on the Republican side, Governor John Kasich beat Donald Trump three votes to two, Bernie Sanders shut out the former Miss Rodham four to zero.
Honored to have the unanimous support of the people of Dixville Notch. First votes cast in the #FITN.
— Bernie Sanders (@BernieSanders) February 9, 2016
Whattaya know? We finally found some math Bernie is capable of understanding.
Not one vote for Hillary.
You understand what that means? All the women of Dixville Notch are going to Hell! I hope you’re happy ladies.
You know it’s bad for Hillary when even the threat of eternal damnation isn’t enough to get those gals to rally to your side.
What’s the Felonious HRC to do?
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