All the women of Dixville Notch are going to Hell

Whelp, the results are in from the first town to hold the New Hampshire Primary and the news is damning.

Literally.

Dixville Notch has released its results and while over on the Republican side, Governor John Kasich beat Donald Trump three votes to two, Bernie Sanders shut out the former Miss Rodham four to zero.

Whattaya know? We finally found some math Bernie is capable of understanding.

Not one vote for Hillary.

You understand what that means? All the women of Dixville Notch are going to Hell! I hope you’re happy ladies.

You know it’s bad for Hillary when even the threat of eternal damnation isn’t enough to get those gals to rally to your side.

What’s the Felonious HRC to do?

All the women of Dixville Notch are going to Hell

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2 thoughts on “All the women of Dixville Notch are going to Hell

  • February 9, 2016 at 10:27 am
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    Why do I keep flashing to scenes from the works of Hawthorne and Miller?

  • February 9, 2016 at 11:03 pm
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    Is this the place that had 12 voters or something? They reported 9 out of 12. Wow, 75%. That is phenomenal turnout. But, Kay’sick, Trmpster and Uncle B.S… Hmmm, they lean kinda left, don’t they?

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