Another Hillary-Bot Malfunction?

Oh, dear. Do we have another Hillary-Bot malfunction on our hands? Or did the former Miss Rodham drink too many bottles of Grey Goose yesterday?

Another Hillary-Bot malfunction

The six-hundred and ninety-year-old Dowager Duchess of Chappaqua can’t seem to haul her sorry carcass up a those steps without being hoisted up them by Secret Service.

Either she’s short-circuiting again, or she couldn’t pass a field sobriety test.

I mean, look at that picture. They’re not just gently guiding her by the elbow. Those guys are practically lifting her up the steps.

If this old hag can’t negotiate a set of perfectly dry steps, do you really think she’s capable of negotiating with foreign countries?

No wonder she doesn’t drive anymore.

I’m telling you. There is something seriously wrong with this woman.

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8 thoughts on “Another Hillary-Bot Malfunction?

  • August 7, 2016 at 1:23 pm
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    “Speculation Gone Wild” reports: It could be “Longterm Unintended Radiological Fallout” from her dealings with corrupt leaders in Uzbekistan, Kazakhstan, and Russia, as well as Canadian Mining Mogul Frank Giustra. She, and co-conspiritor “Bill,” quietly negotiated the sale of 20 percent of U.S. uranium mining interests to the friggin COMMUNISTS, AKA Vladimere Putin. Where-in, her dark, dank, festered demonic soul was inadvertenly (wink, wink) subjected to just enough granulated U-235 particles in her Vodka to cause “A frying of circuitry,” or neuro damage, tremors, siezures, short sightedness, illusions of grandeur, poor decisions, equalibrium issues, significant loss of moral and physical strength, inhabitions and ethics over time. Saddly, this kind of unintentional self-inflicted poisoning results in the slow and painfully agonizing demise of her country of origin. Yet she remains very popular, as she triumphantly tramples upon the heap of decaying principles, and pillars, that once held this Nation above the most decadant cesspools of the globe. Proof positive that Liberalism is a Mental Disorder!

    Hat tip Clinton Cash, by Peter Schweitzer, and a well rested playful imagination of a very SICK PUPPY. Pass the Jack pls.

  • August 7, 2016 at 1:33 pm
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    Is Hillary in shape? Just look at that green outfit. The shape is conical.

  • August 7, 2016 at 10:10 pm
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    Just cover long enough for her to steal the election.Then Bubba will take over.

  • August 8, 2016 at 7:07 am
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    Enough already, it’s way past time time to put her head in the Futurama jar!

  • August 8, 2016 at 7:09 am
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    “For Christ sakes, let go of me damn it and get me another gin and tonic.”

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