It’s been over two and a half years since Donald Trump first announced he was running for President. And still the anti-Trump people don’t get it.
How many times have you said to yourself, “Stuff like this is why Trump won?”
And yet the anti-Trump people keep making the same stupid mistakes over and over again.
Let me give you a ham-handed analogy.
It’s Easter and you are in charge of the Easter Egg Hunt. You’ve hidden two hundred eggs throughout a park and invited twenty members of the anti-Trump ResistanceLOL and twenty Trump voters to look for them.
And you tell each team they have four hours to hunt for Easter eggs and whoever finds the most in that time wins.
So you blow a whistle and tell them to get started.
Immediately the Trump voters start searching for eggs.
Meanwhile the anti-Trump people cross the street into another park and start looking.
You even try to help them out – crossing the street after them and telling them they’re in the wrong park.
But they refuse to go back to park with the Easter eggs. Instead, they tell you you’re stupid and don’t know what you’re talking about. And they proceed to hunt for Easter eggs in the eggless park.
Over in the correct park, the Trump voters are making out like bandits – collecting every single Easter egg and putting them in their basket of deplorables.
This is what it’s been like for two and a half years.
The anti-Trump people want to “ResistLOL.” But every choice they make seems to have the opposite effect. And rather than switch gears and try something else, they double down on the same stupid tactics that turned voters away from Hillary and toward Donald Trump.
To put it succinctly, the anti-Trump people just aren’t that bright.
And never was that as blazingly obvious as it was last night at the Grammy Awards.
I don’t know what brain trust concocted this scheme to have Hillary Clinton give a dramatic reading from Michael Wolff’s Fan Fiction for the ResistanceLOL. But whoever it was should be awarded the Medal of Honor by President Trump.
Stuff like this is why Trump won, you nitwits.
Sure, I get why some of you might be outraged over their behavior. It’s disrespectful and beneath contempt.
But I watch all of this with an impish, knowing smile on my face.
They just keep searching for the perfect attack on Donald Trump, but their searching in the wrong damn park.
Here’s another analogy.
Your sister sets you up on a blind date with her friend. And the morning after your date, your sister tells you, “She really liked you and wants to go out with you again. Except she thought your cologne smelled like a backed up toilet. So if I were you, I’d use a different cologne on the next date.”
You call the girl to set up a second date. And this time not only do you use the same cologne; you spritz on twice the amount.
This is the anti-Trump ResistanceLOL.
They just keep making the same mistakes. And every time they do, they go even further than the last time.
The fact is, they are incapable of noticing just how far off base they are.
And at this rate, they’ll never catch on.
But why would we want them to?
If they want to turn their stupid awards shows into really bad political theater, let them.
Stuff like that is why Trump won.
And the further out on a limb these imbeciles go, the more damage they do to their own side.
As an added bonus, we don’t have to try and discredit the miserable Hillary Clinton. Because she is as tone-deaf as her compatriots in the anti-Trump ResistanceLOL. And as a result, she’s going out of her way to discredit herself.
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