Apropos of nothing, really, but did anybody else notice the striking resemblance between Robert Mueller and John Kerry?
I was over at the Drudge Report and I saw that image of Mueller and I thought, “Holy cow, he looks like John Kerry!”
Did you notice that, or is it just me?
But look at those jowls.
Here I thought the John Kerry mashed potato jowls were a genetic anomaly.
You know, like the creepy jaw line of King Charles V, Holy Roman Emperor in the sixteenth century.
Have you ever seen him?
Charles V had a disorder (due to inbreeding) that caused a severe deformity in his jaw.
It got so bad, he couldn’t eat in front of people because the food just kind of dribbled out of his mouth and down that enormous jaw of his.
His whole family suffered from this. And it got worse and worse with each new inbred generation.
In fact, the disorder became known as the Habsburg jaw.
Boy, this post veered off into a strange direction, didn’t it?
Well, not for me. Every time I see John Kerry, I think of Charles V.
Plus, now you learned a little history.
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