Are they reporters or the cast of Sex and the City?

Are they reporters or the cast of Sex and the City

Brace yourselves, my friends.

If you thought the squealing fangirl love-in between reporters and Hillary Clinton was bad, you ain’t seen nothing yet.

Today, Senator Kamala Harris took a gaggle of girl reporters on a shopping spree in South Carolina.  And the giggling, gushing gals pretending to be political reporters couldn’t contain their glee.

Okay, in the interests of full disclosure, I’m not one of those gals who goes clothes shopping with my girlfriends for fun. Unless my current wardrobe is too filled with rips and holes to make them wearable, I avoid clothes shopping entirely.  And when it can no longer be avoided, I quickly run to Walmart, get replacements, then hurry home.

I’m definitely not a “spend the day shopping with my giggly gal-pals” kinda girl.

My life is not an episode of Sex and the City.

But apparently these alleged reporters think covering Kamala’s campaign is exactly that.

Well, reeeeeeeee!  You go, girlfriend! That is so ah-mazing!

You wouldn’t know it by that tweet, but Samantha Jones … er … I mean Ali Vitali is a political reporter for NBC News.

How long before the gals head out with Kamala Bradshaw to a trendy little restaurant to share a cob salad and talk about men and multiple orgasms?

Of course Samantha … um, I mean, Ali got a bit defensive over the criticism.

Do these girl reporters really not comprehend why the squealing delight and gushy tweets might seem a bit, well, biased and inappropriate?

Tell me, Kasie. What reporter squealed with delight when Mitt Romney chose the life vest she suggested?

If Kasie Hunt can find video of a giggling girl reporter playing the role of back-warmer on Scott Walker’s motorcycle, I will be the first to apologize.

But I’m guessing that never happened.

Considering that the squealing and swooning is starting a year before primary season begins, yeah. I think it already is.

I said a couple week ago that the fix is in.

So-called reporters have already decided who it is they want as the 2020 Democrat nominee.

And they aren’t being at all subtle about it.

I mean, come on. It’s only February of 2019 and already the get-a-roominess of it all is making me yack.

UPDATE:

Apropos of nothing really, but…

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5 thoughts on “Are they reporters or the cast of Sex and the City?

  • February 16, 2019 at 7:17 pm
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    Looks like they are getting their Willies on.

  • February 17, 2019 at 11:30 am
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    Or maybe they’ll be getting their Willies OFF, Tex

    I see what we’re doing here!!

  • February 17, 2019 at 11:55 am
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    The American voters are driving the car. Just adding on here, suffering the duplicitous behavior of the wee wee wee pig Dems.

    ..

  • February 17, 2019 at 4:58 pm
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    if we get camel toe as our pres, then we deserve whatever she dishes to us, and if cankles is her veep, we will have cankles as pres quickly, because camel toe will arkancide

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