And Arizona reelected McCain because….?

Arizona

Forgive my bluntness, Arizona.

But what precisely was your reason for sending the fossilized remains of John McCain to the Senate for another six years?

If you really wanted to keep the old dinosaur in Washington, couldn’t you have donated his carcass to the Smithsonian?

As I mentioned yesterday, I didn’t have the time or inclination to suffer through James Comey’s testimony. But just as I stopped to have some lunch, I did catch the incoherent ramblings of John Sidney McCain.

This eighty-year-old crustacean from Arizona seemed to be having one heck of a time formulating a complete, cogent line of questions.

I’ll tell you, it was painful to watch.

The poster child for term limits couldn’t find his way to a point if we spotted him a complete sentence.

Our elected representatives aren’t supposed to be handed lifetime appointments.

And when a man is eighty years old, it’s time for him to have the good sense to go away.

But since John McCain is too much of a cantankerous asshole to leave of his own accord, it has to fall to voters to retire him.

And did you?

No!

You guys had your chance last year to put this old curmudgeon out to pasture.

Kelli Ward is smart, well-spoken, and a doctor for crying out loud.

But instead of retiring that festering old boil in favor of Ward, you forced him on the rest of the country for another six years.

If this is how befuddled and confused John McCain is in the first year of this latest six-year term, imagine what he’ll be like by 2022.

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5 thoughts on “And Arizona reelected McCain because….?

  • June 9, 2017 at 9:10 am
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    Add Thad Cochran to the list of poster children for term limits. GOP should be embarrassed but I know that would be expecting them to have some modesty and sense. They don’t work for us

  • June 9, 2017 at 12:06 pm
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    I am from Arizona. What you should know is that there was a crapload
    of money behind McCain. You can’t overcome lies and bad press when
    the Tsunami of Washington RINO’s do what they needed to do in order
    to bury Kelli Ward. This is a sad fact of politics in Arizona and EVERY OTHER
    STATE. Maricopa County (Phoenix) has a stranglehold on Arizona GOP politics
    and it is all about protecting McCain (and Flake). Just follow the money.
    Yeah, I’m fed up too.

    • June 9, 2017 at 12:43 pm
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      I have no doubt that that is the case. And these plantar warts do everything possible to ensure the other plantar wart is never excised. It’s disgusting. Unless we get term limits for Congress, we’re screwed.

  • June 9, 2017 at 6:52 pm
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    I’m all for term limits–get rid of Pelosi, Hank “Capsize” Johnson, Maxine Waters, Stephanie Tubbs Jones and more.

    Hell, I’m in favor of no more than 2 terms in any elected office–two terms as President, senator, representative, whatever.

  • June 12, 2017 at 1:52 pm
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    I had a severe headache when I posted on Thursday on another side that I “almost applauded McCain”. So I beg everyone’s forgiveness.

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