Baghdadi is dead and our garbage media goes full-on self-parody

You know the joke: Trump could cure cancer and the media would find a reason to complain.  Turns out it isn’t a joke after all.  Since President Trump announced that a US operation to take out ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi was a success, the media has found endless reasons to complain.

“Trump’s address was callous and cruel!  He mocked Baghdadi for dying like a coward!”

“This won’t resonate the way the killing of bin Laden did.  Americans just don’t care!”

“Oh my Lord!  Trump thanked Russia first!!!!”

Think I’m kidding?

But what really got these idiots’ knickers in a twist was this:

“HOW DARE TRUMP NOT NOTIFY PELOSI AND SCHIFF!!!! HOW DARE HE EVEN IMPLY THAT THE DEMOCRATS CAN’T BE TRUSTED WITH KEEPING A COVERT OPERATION A SECRET!!!  Now, if you’ll excuse me. Adam Schiff is on the other line with another super-secret leak from his Star Chamber Shampeachment.”

Seriously, you cannot parody our garbage media anymore. At this point they have become self-parody.

And trust me, the self-parody is even worse.

Here’s the headline from the Washington Post:

HOW DARE TRUMP MURDER AN AUSTERE RELIGIOUS SCHOLAR IN WIRE-FRAME GLASSES!!!!!

There’s a reason the American people think our media is garbage.

By killing Baghdadi, the United States just cut the head off the snake.

It’s a tremendous thing.

And yet all the people who just last week were telling us that Trump made it possible for ISIS to reconstitute itself can’t just take the loss and accept the fact they were wrong.

They can’t even acknowledge that getting Baghdadi was a big F-ing deal.

All because President Trump was the one who ordered the operation.

But wait!  There’s more!

Last night Saturday Night Live decided to mock Trump for “making ISIS great again.”

And while SNL was yucking it up about Trump reconstituting ISIS, Baghdadi was already “reconstituted” into teeny tiny pieces.

Taking out Baghdadi is a two-fer.

We got the son of a bitch AND our garbage media once again made complete idiots of themselves.

It’s a win/win!

Baghdadi is dead and our garbage media becomes self-parody

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9 thoughts on “Baghdadi is dead and our garbage media goes full-on self-parody

  • October 27, 2019 at 7:52 pm
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    Pelosi and her dems are making themselves relevant NOT!!!

    I wouldn’t blame Trump if he just ignored them from now own.

  • October 27, 2019 at 7:58 pm
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    Had Bush killed either OBL or him the MSM would have told us how great it was. But since Don (OK GWB’s BFF BHO got OBL; and the MSA did in fact praise!)did it it will cause all kinds of problems. Not the least of which (not said but most important!) will be the continued decline of American liberals.

    • October 28, 2019 at 4:25 am
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      correction: BHO did not “get” Bin Laden. The SEAL team had to ask for the “go” order 3 times. ValJar finally gave the order because his Heinous was upstairs twiddling with Reggie Love and couldn’t be disturbed. They had to photoshop his face in the war room to make it look like he actually cared.

  • October 28, 2019 at 1:00 am
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    Twiddling thumbs here. Waiting for AOC or Beto to make a stupid idiotic comment because Trump didn’t tell the world (Pelosi and Schiff) what our troops were gonna do.

  • October 28, 2019 at 9:20 am
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    You can’t tell pelousy anything cause all she does is walk out without listening. IF she bothers to show up at all.

  • October 28, 2019 at 10:30 am
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    “Baghdadi was already “reconstituted” into teeny tiny pieces.” Laugh out loud Classic!

  • October 28, 2019 at 6:10 pm
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    When one is dealing with blood thirsty savages
    one must use the language that savages understand.
    It ain’t nice or pretty or gentle or kind.

    A sorry state of affairs
    but if we don’t fight we’re doomed.

  • October 29, 2019 at 7:55 am
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    I wonder, when Adam Schitt leaks, is it considered anal leakage?

  • October 29, 2019 at 5:09 pm
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    “No known aptitude for fighting and killing.” The picture they used HAS A SCARY-LOOKING ASSAULT WEAPON IN THE BACKGROUND TO HIS RIGHT! Now, if he didn’t like fighting and killing, what would he need that for?

    Also, why does no one connect the dots that Obama’s failed Syria policy has led directly to Europe’s muslim refugee crisis?

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