Speaking of irrelevant, insufferable shit-pickles…
Butt-hurt fashion designers are proudly announcing that they will not provide our future First Lady with a gown for the inaugural ball.
Apparently they believe if they all band together, Melania Trump will end up wearing a potato sack and a pair of crocs on Inauguration day.
Something tells me the ball will go on without them.
Call it a wild guess, but I think Melania has plenty of ball gowns from which to choose for the upcoming festivities.
It all started when fashion designer Sophie Theallet released an “open letter” to the denizens of Twitter declaring that she would not clothe the future FLOTUS.
Whatever shall Melania do?!
Theallet believes providing a dress to Melania goes against her deeply held principles of “diversity, individual freedom and respect for all lifestyles.”
Because nothing says “respect for all lifestyles” quite like showing no respect for Melania Trump.
Could you imagine if this self-righteous designer refused to make a wedding gown for a Lesbian couple’s wedding?
Oh, the hue and cry! She’d be driven from polite society and left in ruins.
Theallet is urging all other fashion designers to follow her (cough) good example and refuse to provide Melania with anything to wear.
“Integrity is our only true currency,” Sophie prattled self-righteously.
Now there’s some currency without value.
I don’t mean to pick nits, but did Melania even ask Theallet for a dress?
Of course, when you consider Theallet provided Michelle Obama with some her ghastly outfits, Melania should consider herself lucky.
Hell, even in a potato sack and crocs, Melania will look a thousand times more glamorous than Michelle.
These idiots act as if their refusal to engage with Trump in any way somehow makes them more righteous and honorable than the rest of us deplorable hoi polloi.
They completely missed the point of this election, didn’t they?
We Americans told these elitist snobs to go pound sand. And their response is to get all huffy and declare, “Well, if that’s how you feel, I’m going to go pound sand!”
Big threat, that.
From their hermetically-sealed echo chamber that grows ever smaller, these pompous dinks live under the misguided notion that we give a crap.
So go ahead, Sophie. Take your needle and thread and storm off in a huff.
And if the last year and a half are any indication, I’d venture to guess that in a year’s time, she and her like-minded shit-pickles will be standing slack-jawed and stunned that all their breathless posturing was so far off the mark.
Their portends of gloom and doom will prove to be over-the-top and hysterical.
I have no doubt it will all come back to bite them in the ass.
In the end, they’ll look like the fools that we already know they are.
Hat tip Fox News
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