President Trump tweeted out this video yesterday and the humorless Left went bananas.
I mean absolutely, flat-out bananas.
Of course, they always go bananas when President Trump shares a Carpe Donktum video. But this particular meltdown was thermonuclear.
When I saw her speak at Syracuse University back in 2013, Ann Coulter joked that the old Feminist slogan “That’s not funny!” is now the slogan of the Democrat Party.
And the reactions to this tweeted video pretty much confirm she was right.
How humorless and stupid would you have to be to actually believe that Donald J. Trump thinks he will be President forever?
Trump is both a feeble incompetent with one foot in the grave, and immortal, all-powerful Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Gozerian, Destructor, Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia AT THE SAME TIME— Razor (@hale_razor) June 21, 2019
This is why I don’t want President Trump to stop tweeting. He sets up these landmines and the pearl-clutching, humorless dinks go out of their way to step on them.
Then the news media spends the next few days well-I-nevering and broadcasting the tweet to an even larger audience.
And they fall for it every single time.
But here’s why this particular tweet is such a masterful troll.
As I mentioned last week, the news media loves to report on hypotheticals.
And the hypothetical du jour is this:
What if Trump refuses to accept a 2020 defeat? It might seem far-fetched, but it’s a scenario that has Democrats talking. https://t.co/a8hGXEr5kD— POLITICO (@politico) June 21, 2019
Yes, my friends. A “news” outlet is reporting on yet another “What If” scenario.
You know, like when Wolf Blitzer, back on January 18, 2017, indulged in a little “What if Trump and Pence both get assassinated before they are sworn in?” scenario.
The media has been banging on about “Trump may refuse to leave office if he’s defeated” for quite some time now – so much so that Politico felt the need to “report” on this “What If” as if it is actually “news.”
And what better way to tweak these unhinged conspiracy theorists than to post that video?
If anybody knows the Left and the media, it’s Donald J. Trump.
He knows how to get under their skin.
More importantly, he knows just how humorless they are.
So he posts this comical little video and like Pavlov’s dogs, they respond exactly how he expects them to respond – with breathless rage and over-the-top hyperbole.
It’s much worse than that. It’s him threatening to not ever give up power. It’s chilling.— Rabbi Jill Zimmerman (@RabbiJill) June 22, 2019
Yes, because we all know that President Trump is an Immortal who will never die!!!
Good grief, lady. Get a sense of humor, you crank!
😂😂😂😂😂😂https://t.co/pieFEAnh5r— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) June 21, 2019
“Threatening to be President for Eternity.”
You know, you really should stop and examine your priorities if you actually believe anyone could “threaten” to be President for “eternity.”
Can you imagine going through life this way?
There is really no greater handicap than being this profoundly humorless. What’s worse, the humorless rarely, if ever, realize that they are, in fact, humorless. And that makes their lack of a sense of humor all manner of hilarious.
Earth to the Humorless ResistanceLOL: We’re not laughing with you; we’re laughing at you.
The ermagerds are losing their minds— Jessica Fletcher (@heckyessica) June 21, 2019
In a way, it’s really a shame that the Krassenstein twins have been banned from Twitter. Can you imagine how “Well-I-Nevery” those two pearl-clutching buffoons would get over this tweet? It must gall them that they are unable to reply.
Krassensteins committing sepuku over missing “Trump4Eva” twitter.— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) June 21, 2019
The ResistanceLOL doesn’t have a clue how absurd they come off when they indulge in this level of histrionics and frothing rage over a freaking joke.
At the end of the day, it is they, and not Trump, who look insane.
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