Ben Rhodes versus a Backpack

I admit I prefer masculine men. The kind of men who fight for what is right and defend the helpless.

So given that, I think it goes without saying that Ben Rhodes isn’t my kind of guy.

Because in a battle with a backpack, my kind of guy would come out the winner.

Check out this video of Ben Rhodes versus a backpack.

This video needs some pratfall music behind it. Maybe the theme from Benny Hill.

Now, this clip might not be as filled with Schadenfreude as the “speechless-how-could-Trump-win” video. But it’s still pretty entertaining.

It’s also very instructive of the type of person Ben Rhodes is.

I mean, if a backpack can get the better of you, you probably were picked last in gym class.

If a backpack can get the better of you, imagine how easily Iran could bat you around like a half-dead mouse.

And yet this schmo is the guy who easily hoodwinked the news media.

Which, when you get right down to it, doesn’t speak well for modern-day “journalists,” now does it?

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9 thoughts on “Ben Rhodes versus a Backpack

  • June 4, 2018 at 8:46 am
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    If you were part of Barry’s team you had to be either:
    1. Stupid
    2. Crooked
    or
    3. both

    #3 clearly is Ben! But Ben is so #1 he does not understand he is #3

  • June 4, 2018 at 10:44 am
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    The estrogen is strong in that one.

  • June 4, 2018 at 1:53 pm
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    Every time I see a photo of him the immediate caption that comes to mind is, “Mom…..the Italian kids stole my lunch money again!”
    I get the same reaction to any photo of Brian Stelter as well.

    • June 4, 2018 at 2:07 pm
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      LOLOL Yes!

  • June 4, 2018 at 6:16 pm
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    in the words of that great American, Bugs Bunny, “WHAT A MAROOON!”

  • June 4, 2018 at 10:59 pm
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    They make him ride in the backseat of the van???!!!
    Hahahahaha !!!

  • June 5, 2018 at 12:48 am
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    squished his peanut butter and jelly sandwiches too.

  • June 5, 2018 at 4:02 pm
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    That’s no backpack, it’s a purse disguised as a backpack

  • June 5, 2018 at 4:49 pm
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    Weird….and he was so badass in “House of Cards”.

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