Best friend? Is this guy delusional?!

Jamie Raskin — the congressman who is leading the charge to have President Trump removed for being mentally unfit — is kind of, well, mentally unfit.

The Maryland Congressman is not too happy with President Trump calling CNN “Fake News” and now “Fraud News CNN.”

So Raskin tweeted out this:

I’m sorry. Is he high?

The people’s best friend?

Yes, because my best friend always calls me “stupid as sh*t.”

Now, to be fair to Raskin, a Free Press is invaluable to the people.

But there’s a problem. We don’t have a free press anymore. Do we?

On a side note. Have you ever seen this Jamie Raskin?

He looks like he’s got a Brillo pad hot-glued to his head.

Does he blow-dry his hair with a blow-torch?

Gracious.

Listen, mad scientist hair, CNN is not a free press.

Neither is the NY Times, the Washington Post, the Associated Press, MSNBC – the list goes on.

Calling outfits like CNN the people’s best friend is like calling Cujo the ideal pet.

CNN has become a rabid, out of control propaganda outfit determined to take out a sitting President.

At least Cujo had an excuse for being rabid.

I highly doubt CNN got bit on the nose by a bat.

The people’s best friend. Good gracious.

To be fair, CNN was Hillary’s best friend.

And I’m sure Congressman Brillo Hair considers them his best friend too.

But the American people — the people CNN believes are “stupid as sh*t?” Not so much.

CNN has been exposed for their fakery and propaganda. And now everyone who relies on the Enslaved Press to advance their agenda is coming to CNN’s defense.

It takes a hell of a lot of nerve to claim that A) CNN is “a free press” and B) they are our best friend.

But Liberals always overstate things.

Truth be told, I’m surprised Congressman Frizz didn’t say, “Without a free press millions will DIE!!”

It isn’t that Congressman Split Ends is genuinely fearful that a true Free Press is in danger because of Donald Trump.

He isn’t.

What Brillo Man fears is the destruction of the biased media’s monopoly on so-called “news.”

Without CNN and the rest of the liars in the media, the Left’s entire narrative will scatter to the winds — like Jamie Raskin’s frizzy mop.

And if the Fake News crumbles, it will only be a matter of time before the Left’s entire narrative comes tumbling down.

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6 thoughts on “Best friend? Is this guy delusional?!

  • July 2, 2017 at 5:15 pm
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    “I highly doubt CNN got bit on the nose by a bat.”

    Moonbats being bitten by bats? The poor bat would get a deadly disease himself!

  • July 2, 2017 at 5:36 pm
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    Ratskin there is my congressman. First termer from the Politburo of Montgomery County Maryland…He is also behind the bill to remove the President via the 25th amendment. He teaches law at American University…This is the Democrat Party.

    • July 3, 2017 at 2:09 am
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      Heck, I lived in P.G. County when they re-elected a dead Gladys Noonan Spellman to U.S. Congress. Then they renamed part of the BW Parkway in her crooked honor!

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