For the life of me, I just cannot noodle out why Robert Francis O’Rourke makes reporters go all goo-goo eyed.
He’s an arm-flailing doofus.
Compared to him, John Kasich looks like an effective public speaker.
Beto is a geek.
I don’t care how many times he plays air drums or hops on a skateboard. No amount of supposed “cool” can wash the doofus off of this guy.
He makes gamers look suave.
Then again, these same girl reporters thought a big-eared doofus with a mole on his face was a modern-day matinee idol.
But what does it say about female reporters that they get all swoony over an arm-flapping doofus like O’Rourke? Seriously girls. You need to start hanging around with better looking men if Beto looks dreamy to you.
Going all gaga over O’Rourke makes about as much sense as going gaga over Napoleon Dynamite.
As Rush Limbaugh likes to say, Politics is Hollywood for the ugly. And only in politics could an arm-flapping doofus with a crooked nose and buck teeth be considered a hottie.
And, boy, does Beto love to flap his arms.
I thought maybe it was just his awkward campaign announcement video that made him look like an arm-flailing doofus.
But then I saw this clever mash-up from the Washington Free Beacon.
Beto learned how to give a speech from the master. pic.twitter.com/6EfFPYmw9m— Free Beacon (@FreeBeacon) March 15, 2019
Good grief. Hold your friggin’ arm still, you dork.
And what’s with his need to hop onto countertops?
Does he think this is a scene from Coyote Ugly?
All that picture is missing is a skateboard and a sweaty shirt.
Actually, from now on, every picture of Beto should have the sweaty shirt Photoshopped in.
Even if he never wrote creepy teenage poetry about a cow polishing his balls or an equally creepy fantasy of running kids over with his car, Robert Francis O’Rourke is just too geeky and weird to be taken seriously.
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