Beto Transitions

Whelp, after stating absolutely and unequivocally that he would not, under any circumstances, NOT run for President in 2020, Beto O’Rourke has transitioned.

He now identifies as a Democrat Candidate for President.

Naturally, Vanity Fair provided Beto with the platform from which to announce his transition.

Beto Transitions

Hey, it worked for Bruce Jenner and Bradley Manning.  So why not?

Okay, to be fair.  That’s not the real Vanity Fair cover.

This is.

Beto Cover

But, as you can see, Annie Leibovitz took some liberties with her subject here.

Because if this was really Robert Francis O’Rourke in all his glory, the image would look more like this:

Beto as Sweato

Here’s Beto’s campaign announcement:

Okay, wait.

I think that’s the wrong video.

Hang on.

Okay, here it is.

I don’t know about you, but I’m stunned to learn there is slavery in these United States of America.

And what’s with the flapping arm?  I gotta tell you, Beto is giving Kung-Fu Kasich a run for his money.

In the interests of full disclosure, I couldn’t make it through the whole thing.  His repetitive pointing and rote delivery was so agonizing, I had to stop it. If you succeeded in watching all three-plus minutes of Beto-Arm, my hat’s off to you.

But the media is thrilled that Beto is transitioning. They found their Obama 2.0 and boy, howdy, are they quivering with orgasmic delight.

There’s just one enormous problem.

This isn’t 2007. It’s 2019. And the voters’ relationship with the news media is completely different today.

We are living the aftermath of a news media that sold its credibility to slobber all over the unknown Freshman Senator from Illinois.

And more importantly, we’re living in the middle of that same media jettisoning the last vestiges of journalistic integrity as they attempt to take out the duly-elected President of the United States.

In short, we don’t trust them.

Having the undying love, devotion and “Tiger Beat” coverage from these garbage people isn’t going to work out for Beto the way it did for the “clean, articulate” Obama.

On top of that, the far-Left base of the Democrat Party is too invested in “Intersectional Identity Politics.” They will be none too happy about a rich, cis white male getting all that media love.

I’ll close with this clever mash-up because, well, it’s priceless.

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8 thoughts on “Beto Transitions

  • March 14, 2019 at 11:41 am
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    Beto is NOT happening. He’s a white guy. He has NO future in national Dem politics. Same as Creepy Joe Biden.

  • March 14, 2019 at 12:21 pm
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    Remember when he had higher attendance at his rallies? When he loses, the media will blame Chinese collusion.

  • March 14, 2019 at 12:42 pm
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    The Democratic clown car just keeps getting fuller and fuller!!!!!! I think President Donald Trump is going to have a great time with this group of clowns……..

    Great post Dianny – keep up the good work!!!!!

  • March 14, 2019 at 6:01 pm
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    Did you see the press conference with President Trump? They asked him what he thought about Beto announcing he is running. Trump said, he sure has alot of hand movement. hahaha

    https://youtu.be/BxiudNNAX78

  • March 14, 2019 at 6:58 pm
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    Looks like a bird with a broken wing trying to fly away

  • March 14, 2019 at 9:04 pm
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    My clipped toe nails have more going for it than this empty suit.

  • March 15, 2019 at 12:36 am
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    Could not hardly get beyond laughing so hard over the “Call Me Beto” cover graphics, Dianny, but then the post’s written content is also exceptionally humorous. I may have an injury from sustained laughing.

    Okay, I will NOT. Absolutely and unequivocally, under any present or future circumstances, NOT trust Big Media to be anything other than the elitist liberal huggers that they have PROVEN to be since championing a “clean and articulate” Obama 1.0 since 2007 and facilitating a coup against the President of the United States since 2016.

    Good luck, break a leg, knock yourself out, or go pound sand to Beto and any other independent liberal or Dem candidate that the Big Media wants to write into their daily newsy soap opera — NOT LISTENING NOW!!

    ..

  • March 15, 2019 at 5:56 am
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    They buy sex changes, age changes, college degrees, US Senators, US House of Representatives, (some say) Judges and have already bought a president in Obama, why not do it again. It worked out so great the first time (for the ruling class).

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