No wonder Joe Biden gets handsy with twelve-year-old girls. He identifies as one.
Yesterday was supposedly “Best Friends Day.” Who can keep track? I thought it was Donut Day.
Any old how. Pre-teen Biden sent a little message to his BFF Barack.
At the risk of sounding homophobic, does anybody else think this is just a little queer?
Was it BFF Day or was Joe making the most of Pride Month?
Not to put too fine a point on it, but Joe, honey. You’re a seventy-six-year-old man and you’re tweeting friendship bracelets to your BFF like a pre-pubescent teen.
That’s by far the most cringeworthy thing any 2020 Democrat candidate has done so far.
It’s way more cringey than “I’m gonna get me a beer.”
Hell, it’s even more cringey than Kirsten Gillibrand’s Gay Bar Stunt (see the previous post).
This is a joke, right?— David Axelrod (@davidaxelrod) June 9, 2019
Ouch! When Obama’s former campaign guru thinks you are a clown, that’s not a good sign.
I have to admit, I’m uncomfortable with Joe Biden’s desperation here.
What’s next? Will he make Barack a mix tape?
Will he post pictures of him and Barack French-braiding each other’s hair and giggling about boys?
Can you believe this man is running to be President and Commander-in-Chief?
This is just embarrassing. I mean in a full-body cringe kind of way.
When I saw that tweet last night, I laughed so hard I had a coughing fit, startled the cats and made the dog bark.
At least now I understand why Joe’s campaign speeches are filled with references to his BFF Barack.
Don’t believe Joe’s “I asked Barack not to endorsement me” claptrap.
He’s desperate for that endorsement.
So much so, I wouldn’t be surprised to find Joe standing outside Barack’s Kalorama mansion while Peter Gabriel’s “In Your Eyes” blasts from the boom box he has hoisted over his head.
Let’s face it. Joe’s only claim to fame among the Democrats is his eight years as Barack’s doltish VP. And if his BFF won’t endorse him, he is going to do everything humanly possible to remind us all of their very special relationship.
Even if that means behaving like a silly-heart pre-teen with a crush.
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