Biden and his BFF

Biden and his BFF

No wonder Joe Biden gets handsy with twelve-year-old girls. He identifies as one.

Yesterday was supposedly “Best Friends Day.”  Who can keep track?  I thought it was Donut Day.

Any old how.  Pre-teen Biden sent a little message to his BFF Barack.

At the risk of sounding homophobic, does anybody else think this is just a little queer?

Was it BFF Day or was Joe making the most of Pride Month?

Not to put too fine a point on it, but Joe, honey.  You’re a seventy-six-year-old man and you’re tweeting friendship bracelets to your BFF like a pre-pubescent teen.

That’s by far the most cringeworthy thing any 2020 Democrat candidate has done so far.

It’s way more cringey than “I’m gonna get me a beer.”

Hell, it’s even more cringey than Kirsten Gillibrand’s Gay Bar Stunt (see the previous post).

Ouch!  When Obama’s former campaign guru thinks you are a clown, that’s not a good sign.

I have to admit, I’m uncomfortable with Joe Biden’s desperation here.

What’s next?  Will he make Barack a mix tape?

Will he post pictures of him and Barack French-braiding each other’s hair and giggling about boys?

Can you believe this man is running to be President and Commander-in-Chief?

This is just embarrassing.  I mean in a full-body cringe kind of way.

When I saw that tweet last night, I laughed so hard I had a coughing fit, startled the cats and made the dog bark.

At least now I understand why Joe’s campaign speeches are filled with references to his BFF Barack.

Don’t believe Joe’s “I asked Barack not to endorsement me” claptrap.

He’s desperate for that endorsement.

So much so, I wouldn’t be surprised to find Joe standing outside Barack’s Kalorama mansion while Peter Gabriel’s “In Your Eyes” blasts from the boom box he has hoisted over his head.

Say Anything Biden

Let’s face it.  Joe’s only claim to fame among the Democrats is his eight years as Barack’s doltish VP.  And if his BFF won’t endorse him, he is going to do everything humanly possible to remind us all of their very special relationship.

Even if that means behaving like a silly-heart pre-teen with a crush.

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13 thoughts on “Biden and his BFF

  • June 9, 2019 at 1:00 pm
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    Do you see other comments to his Twitter post? Everyone is mentioning the pizza charm and how it relates back to PizzaGate. 😱

    • June 9, 2019 at 1:10 pm
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      Oh, FFS. It’s a piece of pie.

      • June 10, 2019 at 2:40 pm
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        Pizza.
        I’ll just quote a tweet by
        @PrayerSoldier22:
        “That’s not what it means. He is asking/threatening going public unless he gets help/rescue. Read between the lines.”

        • June 10, 2019 at 2:53 pm
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          Ah, yes, the noted and highly respected Twitter user called @PrayerSoldier22. How could I be so silly to go against this well-known anonymous person?! You can’t see it, but I’m rolling my eyes while being thoroughly amused by you.

          • June 10, 2019 at 5:26 pm
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            Keep it up and @prayersoldiers10 through 30 are gonna be all over you like ugly on Ruth Ginsberg.

          • June 10, 2019 at 5:43 pm
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            I’m shaking in my boots.

  • June 9, 2019 at 8:38 pm
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    I was looking for a heart.

    Didn’t the Prez appoint Joe to look into heart research and find a cure?

    And then we never heard anything more about it.

    Yep. That’s Biden. Imagine what a president he would be.

  • June 10, 2019 at 11:33 am
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    Well, it may be a slice of pie, not pizza, however.. the first time I saw this photo was during a video a couple years ago about the contents of James Alafantis’ IG photos. I don’t know if it was on his IG or if it was thrown in the video among other questionable social media posts by various people.

  • June 10, 2019 at 11:52 am
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    PIe? I thought it was a reference to MIB-2 (II?), Barack & Joe’s bestest bonding movie.

  • June 10, 2019 at 3:56 pm
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    I wouldn’t be surprised if biden intentionally put that there just to bait the pizzagate people into whipping up this issue again.

    • June 10, 2019 at 4:17 pm
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      I’m sure @PrayerSoldier22 has the inside scoop. But don’t ask @PrayerSoldier21. That guy is a total whack-job.

  • June 10, 2019 at 6:45 pm
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    “Oh, Joe, I bet you say that to all the guys (er gays).” Barack.

  • June 11, 2019 at 6:45 am
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    Does Reggie Love now about this?

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