Bill de Blasio plans to join the 2020 Clown Car

In another example of how failure is a resumé-enhancer for Democrats, New York City’s absent mayor Bill de Blasio plans to announce his run for the White House next week.

I read the news over at the New York Post about three hours ago.  But it took me a while to get this written because I had to wait until I stopped laughing.

Who in his right mind would actually think a man who can’t be bothered to run a city would have the competence to run the country?

See, I have the same problem with Bill de Blasio running that I do Pete Buttigieg.

Have you looked into the situation in South Bend, Indiana?

Mayor Buttigieg’s crime-ridden city isn’t exactly a ringing endorsement for handing him the keys to the White House.

The same goes for Bill de Blasio.

Homelessness, corruption, pay-to-play, mysterious disappearing money – what of that sounds like a good policy prescription for the country?  Add to that Bill’s penchant for not showing up for work, and nothing about this guy screams “Presidential.”

For crying out loud!  Bill de Blasio couldn’t even manage a single groundhog

Bill de Blasio plans to join the 2020 Clown Car

What in Lucifer’s reach makes him think he could manage the Executive Branch of the Federal Government?

As Emily Gilmore once said, “When a woman gives birth to a crack baby, you do not buy her a puppy.”

Or, in this case, “When a mayor destroys a city, you do not give him the entire country.”

For the last several months, Groundhog Killer Bill has been traveling to Iowa and New Hampshire to test the waters for this quixotic 2020 run and the dude couldn’t even get more than forty people to turn up. That’s not exactly a juggernaut.

Earth to Bill, Americans aren’t clamoring for a de Blasio candidacy.

Of course neither are New Yorkers.  A Quinnipiac poll from a month ago showed 76% of NYC residents don’t want de Blasio running for President.

But since when has Mayor de Blasio paid any attention to what his constituents want?

By golly, he’s going to run for President even if there isn’t a single American who wants him to!

If Bill de Blasio actually goes through with this announcement, the idiot should be laughed out of the room.

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8 thoughts on “Bill de Blasio plans to join the 2020 Clown Car

  • May 4, 2019 at 1:42 pm
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    Dianny, your Chiron is great, but it’s missing the word “another”.

    • May 4, 2019 at 8:30 pm
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      NOT A CLOWN CAR. IT IS A CLOWN BUS.

  • May 4, 2019 at 2:44 pm
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    He’s going to run with Hillary’s hand up his ass.

  • May 4, 2019 at 2:46 pm
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    Is Bill de Blasio, a commie / socialist, going to relinquish using steel and glass transportation to visit his campaign stops…I mean he is against using steel and glass in new buildings …for him to use steel and glass CO belching internal combustion or even electric vehicles would be hypocritical of him…would it not?

  • May 4, 2019 at 2:52 pm
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    Warren Wilhelm, Jr. His parents were run out of Washington DC for being Communists. He was a top Clinton stooge. He is failing as Mayor of NY. He is giving prisoners $7M to make 21 minutes of phone calls at taxpayer expense every 3 hours. He is taxing NY to death and causing mass exodus of productive people. Sure…join the clown car Democrats and drive off a cliff.

  • May 4, 2019 at 5:06 pm
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    So thankful …. you’re sounding so much better.
    Answer to prayers

  • May 4, 2019 at 9:47 pm
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    “Bill de Blasio plans to join the 2020 Clown Car” as what… the DNC’s pet Gimp?

  • May 4, 2019 at 11:24 pm
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    Is there enough popcorn in the world for this? I imagine the debates and keep falling off my chair. One commie after another trying to best the last red diaper doper baby. Trump 2020.

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