Bird-flipping Leftist Weirdo steps on a rake – UPDATE!

Have you seen this tweet?

Oh, a tough guy, huh?

Him with that metrosexual beard and flashy tie.

And you know, this might have really made a big splash if it weren’t for one minor problem.

Yeah, the bird-flipping genius tweeted it …

bird-flipping weirdo

To the wrong account!

Hahahahahaha!!

Whoopsie!

All that effort to own Mike Pence. And he wasted the opportunity.

This is like calling up your ex and reading her the riot act only to have the woman on the other end say, “I’m sorry. You must have the wrong number.”

Okay, you gotta admit, that’s hilarious.

All that bird-flipping wasted.

What a maroon.

UPDATE: But wait! It gets better!

In a reply to one of the people who commented on this ridiculous tweet, this bird-flipping weirdo tweeted this:

So, his parents can spot a fake Christian from a mile away.

But he can’t spot a fake Mike Pence account right in front of his nose?

Hahahahahaha!!

This made my day.

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9 thoughts on “Bird-flipping Leftist Weirdo steps on a rake – UPDATE!

  • June 20, 2018 at 9:00 am
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    Off subject here. In light of the Starbucks announcing the closure of 150 stores in Dimwit enclaves, it might be time for another deliciously snarky review of the Get Woke, Go Broke theme that is well documented on Instapundit. https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/?s=get+woke+go+broke

  • June 20, 2018 at 10:16 am
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    That’s what Brotherly Love looks like.

  • June 20, 2018 at 12:19 pm
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    The douche is strong with this one. First, he demonstrates his “Christianity” and his “brotherly love” by trying to flip off Mike Pence. Then, he can’t even state his own credentials—he’s a good person because his mommy and daddy, who were both Army colonels, are proud of him. You’d think if they can “spot a fake Christian a mile away,” they’d have seen their own douche son coming.

  • June 20, 2018 at 7:04 pm
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    “Gosh, I’m special, because my parents are proud of me.”

    I’ll bet that’s not what they say when you’re not around, Gaylord. From what I understand, they really wanted a son.

  • June 21, 2018 at 10:19 am
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    I see that warped, anxious, “I’m really trying to cope with my own inferiority while being mad at the world” look in most liberals. It’s all in the eyes.

  • June 21, 2018 at 5:04 pm
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    And what’s with the thumb?

  • June 22, 2018 at 6:52 pm
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    It’s so he’ll know when to stop when he sticks that finger in his boyfriend’s ass.

  • June 22, 2018 at 8:43 pm
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    I’m from Philly & I never heard of this tool. And I’d like to tell him exactly where he put his finger!

    Oh, speaking of losers, the City of Philadelphia has LOST

    I’m from Philly & I never heard of this flaming faggito. And I assume he knows exactly where to put that finger!

    BTW, the City has misplaced, lost, can’t find $33 million in the City’s general bank account. And yet, that POS mayor (Jim Kenney, he of the dancing “sanctuary city” video) wants to raise our property takes again. Same jackass who pushed thru the soda tax — for the children, of course.

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