Bitch claims she was set up

Bitch claims she was set up

In all the years Nancy Pelosi has been flapping her gums, very little of what she says shocks me anymore. So imagine my surprise when Nancy managed to say something so egregiously awful that I sat speechless and stunned for nearly a minute.  The Salon Scofflaw is actually going with the “Bitch set me up” defense for her illegal hair appointment.

Or, in Nancy’s case, she’s the bitch who got set up.

I was actually dumbfounded when I heard it.  And it’s bad enough Nancy is accusing the salon of a set up, but she actually had the gall to demand an apology from the salon owner.

I was going to write about this yesterday evening, but was so furious I knew every third word I typed would have been the F-word.  So I decided to hold off until I wasn’t burning with fury.

Sadly, I’m still burning with fury, which explains the title of this post.

Now, if I’m to follow whatever passes for “logic” from this booze-soaked bitch, this salon owner, clearly with superhuman powers, enticed MSNBC to book Nancy Pelosi on Monday which, naturally would result in Pelosi wanting a hair appointment.

She is the “Face of the ResistanceLOL” after all. And the Face of the ResistanceLOL must look good when she appears on MSNBC to accuse President Trump of “slapping science in the face.”

How this superhuman and devious salon owner managed to set up this MSNBC booking, we will never know. But clearly she has powers of mind control.

Because then, this salon owner, using her mind control powers, got Pelosi’s staffer to contact the salon and schedule an appointment to prepare Nancy for her MSNBC hit.

In other words, the set up was diabolical!

Don’t you love it when a plan comes together?

It must have been the salon owner’s massive mind-control powers that erased from both Pelosi and her assistant’s memories the fact that salons in San Francisco – like virtually every other business – were shut down because of the Wuhan Panic.

Hey, the set up won’t work if Pelosi remembers that going to a salon violates lockdown orders, right?  I mean, she would never, of her own accord, instruct her assistant to schedule her an appointment at a locked down business.  So it must have been the mind control powers of the salon owner that compelled Nancy to do it.

The networks that ignored the story when it first broke are now covering it like a mask on Biden, but not to skewer Nancy’s hypocrisy. No. They’re parroting the claim that the salon owner set the bitch up.

And guess what’s happening as a result.

Why, color me shocked.

I’m going to venture into a little conjecture here. But I think it is supported by the facts.

This is not the first time Nancy Pelosi has dismissed the lockdown orders she demands we follow.

And while that’s conjecture on my part, I feel pretty confident I’m right.

Why?

Well, I think Pelosi is used to getting her way. She expects to be treated like royalty. And, sadly, in San Francisco that’s exactly how she gets treated.

I suspect the general rule both in San Francisco and DC is this: “If it’s Pelosi calling, you do what she wants. And you keep your mouth shut about it.”

Queen Bitch

All during the lockdown – that alleged “15 days to stop the spread that now is 172 days” – Nancy has been on TV a LOT. Do you really believe that Monday, August 31, 2020 was the first time Nancy demanded a hair appointment before a cable news hit?

Not on the likely.

I’m thinking for the last 172 days, Nancy has been exempting herself from the dictates we rags and tatters are required by governmental order to obey.

I don’t think the salon owner plotted a set up.

I think the salon owner got fed up.

Fed up with going along with the understanding that the rules don’t apply to Nancy.  Fed up because for the last five months, she’s watched her business collapse over onerous dictates Pelosi is exempted from.

If you push people to the brink, they will push back.

That’s Newton’s Third Law.  For every action there’s an equal and opposite reaction.

You’d think Nancy, lover of science that she is, would understand that.

For 172 days the Speaker of the House has lectured us little people about obeying these business-killing orders while conveniently exempting herself.

Oh, I have no doubt that Julie is right.

Is it any wonder the salon owner had enough?

That’s not a set-up.  That was the straw the broke the camel’s back.

Even Nancy knows she wasn’t set up.

But you never go against San Francisco’s queen. Never.

So out of spite, rather than give a heartfelt mea culpa like any good Catholic would, that bitch Pelosi is out for revenge.

And lucky for her, the unhinged ResistanceLOL that treats her like a sacred cow is more than happy to carry out that vengeance on her behalf.

Update:

Some thin-skinned goober reported my above tweet and Twitter removed it and has temporarily suspended me. Here’s the message I received:

The lengths the Twitter ResistanceLOL is willing to go to shield and protect this gin-soaked hag is remarkable.

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14 thoughts on “Bitch claims she was set up

  • September 3, 2020 at 9:50 am
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    People seem to forget, so it bears repeating. Nutty “weekend at Nancy’s” Pelosi is not the problem. All of history is littered with petty bureaucrats whose only goals have been personal enrichment and ever increasing power over the masses. In our system, they are placed in office (at least in theory) through the ballot box. The real, chronic problem is the lazy, greedy, stupid, and uninformed electorate that continues to vote them into power based on their blatant lies, empty platitudes, and the presence of a “D” on their campaign posters. Petulant, simpering cries of “but, we’ve always been Democrats!” will never improve the lives of those who fall for their transparent lies, and have resulted in the present quagmire we find in America. The truism of “never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers” has never been more true. Until voters educate themselves and do a modicum of research on candidate’s real positions, we will continue to be saddled with deranged megalomaniacs like Pelosi, Schumer, Schiff, et.al.

  • September 3, 2020 at 10:17 am
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    I hate Nancy Pelosi. What a selfish bitch. You think that she would have at least waited until after the election to do something so dumb, because now it’s pretty much gives all of her enemies more fuel that this lockdown is completely useless.

  • September 3, 2020 at 11:01 am
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    If I remember correctly, a friend of the family was suffering from some medical condition. There was a treatment but it wasn’t approved or available or something like that. San Fran Nan went around the system and was able to get that treatment for her friend.

  • September 3, 2020 at 11:38 am
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    It’s becoming obvious now that the stylist that did her hair (and his lawyer) have been bought off to go along with Pelosi’s lies.

    • September 3, 2020 at 11:52 am
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      I don’t think he needed to be bought off. Leftists adherence to their ideology is as fervent and dogmatic as any other religious zealot. I’m sure the stylist needed no financial incentive to accuse the salon owner of heresy. He probably did it willingly and with a song in his heart.

  • September 3, 2020 at 11:56 am
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    Please remember who she is; the daughter of Big Tony and the sister of Little Tony D’Alesandro, both long serving mayors of Baltimore from the 40’s and 50’s (Big) through the 60’s and 70’s (Little). Baltimore went from being a great city to what it is today. The turd doesn’t fall far from the a-hole.

  • September 3, 2020 at 1:03 pm
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    The only way anyone could say this–and with a straight face–well, is if said face is loaded with botox. Oh wait . . .

  • September 3, 2020 at 4:46 pm
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    I don’t understand why these people aren’t tarred, feathered, and set on fire. Nancy’s hair salon visit. The mayor of Philadelphia banning dining indoors in Philadelphia and then eating indoors with his wife in Maryland. The Seattle city council voting to defund the police and then hiring private security on the taxpayers’ dime. Lori Lightweight in Chicago shutting down salons and then getting her hair cut because “She’s essential. She’s the face of the city.” These people ought to be forced to resign in the face of outraged constituents.

  • September 3, 2020 at 6:13 pm
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    Pelosi said her salon visit was a ‘set up’ to make her look bad. That’s not true! Pelosi looked bad long before her salon visit.

  • September 3, 2020 at 6:34 pm
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    NanPo is a really bad person.

  • September 3, 2020 at 11:50 pm
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    And isn’t Ms. Nancy just showing all us little people what would happen if communists had absolute power?

    Corruption; coming at us in many forms

    ..

  • September 4, 2020 at 3:34 am
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    You know why Pelosi is often jacking her jaw, sucking her gums and staccato gibbering don’t you?
    It’s Adderall. Prescription Amphetamine (speed). Evidently it’s a big hit inside the beltway with the over 65 crowd.
    The nasty old hag is wired for sound half of the time.

  • September 4, 2020 at 6:42 am
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    Ms. P. setup the appointment.
    Ms. P. had her driver bring her to the appointment.
    Ms. P. got out of the car, entered the business, and was escorted to a chair for service.

    Therefore, I submit Ms. P. has a Split Personality and she set her self up.

  • September 5, 2020 at 6:23 pm
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    Ol’ Floptits Pelosi,
    Maybe she’ll get some disease, or her herpes will flare up and she’ll just zoster away. I’m here all week, try the Valtrex.

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