Bitter Drunk mocks America during a Pandemic

Bitter Drunk mocks America during a Pandemic

This mandatory lockdown has turned Hillary Clinton into an even bigger bitter drunk than she already was. Which is saying a LOT. Mostly because Hillary was already the biggest bitter drunk on the planet even before this pandemic hit.

But now, cooped up in her house during this shutdown, every minute of every day is Wine-O’Clock for the former Miss Rodham.

One thing is clear. When she’s in her cups, the real Hillary emerges. And let’s just say, it ain’t pretty.

Like the Pandemic Pep Squad in the media, the bitter drunk wasted no time celebrating the number of Wuhan virus cases in the US.

Because nothing says, “I want to be your champion” like cheering on a pandemic.

Understand, this bitter drunk isn’t just dunking on Trump.  She’s dunking on all of us.

Funny isn’t it?

There are people in this country who, more than three years after she lost, still call this hag “Madam President.”  When in reality, she’s nothing more than a Twitter shit-poster.

My, how the mighty have fallen.

Booze’ll do that to you.

For Hillary Clinton, time froze on November 8, 2016.  It’s why I called her Mrs. Havisham.  Like the jilted bride from “Great Expectations,” Hillary is stuck in that moment, reliving it day after day after miserable day, completely unable to move on.

Everything, and I mean everything, that happens in America, Hillary sees through the prism of her humiliating defeat.

So for her, Americans contracting Wuhan Virus is just one more reason to attack us deplorable Americans who refused to hand her the White House.

I’ve said before that this bitter drunk is like the “chick that won’t let go.”

We all know the type.  She gets dumped, then spends months making everything about her ex.  No matter how many friends urge her to let it go and move on, she just can’t let go of her anger and wounded pride.

Hillary’s like Lili Taylor’s character in “Say Anything” (“Joe. She’s written sixty-five songs. Sixty-five and they’re all about you!”). Hillary’s entire existence, day in and day out, is consumed by her 2016 defeat.

And after three years, four months and twenty days, Hillary’s bitterness and bile isn’t just directed at Donald Trump; we’re all on her list now!

So if Americans get the Wuhan virus, well, we deserve it because we rejected her.

If you are among the millions now unemployed, well, screw you, misogynist!

For this bitter drunk, Wuhan virus is the Karma she believes we richly deserve.

What a pathetically sad end for the woman so many believed was “the smartest, most qualified” candidate to ever run for President.

If Hillary really was even half as amazing as her fans think she is, she would rise to the occasion in the midst of this global pandemic, put aside petty politics and call for unity of purpose.

But she isn’t that person; she never was.

She’s nothing but a bitter drunk, angrily shit-posting on Twitter while reveling in your misfortune.

We’re blessed to be rid of such a bitter, vengeful ex.

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16 thoughts on “Bitter Drunk mocks America during a Pandemic

  • March 28, 2020 at 1:26 pm
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    She is the Generalissimo Francisco Franco of U.S. politics: “And in other news tonight, Hillary Clinton is still not the president.”

    • March 28, 2020 at 11:23 pm
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      This a new light on an old subject. With this level of animosity and bile, I hope she lives forever.

  • March 28, 2020 at 2:03 pm
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    She reminds me of that has-been high school football player that shows up in a ten year old Corvette at his 25-year class reunion, bald and grossly overweight, expecting everybody to remember that 12 yard run that clinched the game against Warren G. Harding High School back in 1994…

    • March 29, 2020 at 12:44 pm
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      He probably sells shoes, too.

      “Four touchdown! Four touchdowns, Peg!” 🙂

  • March 28, 2020 at 2:03 pm
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    Yep, she just won’t go away. Books, book tours, Twitter, public forums, liberal talk shows, podcasts, on and on.

    • March 28, 2020 at 11:27 pm
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      It is funny they had to rely on charity to promote their lecture series on how ” She scammed the Nation ” ( almost )
      Let’s see how she could not win a rigged election to Donald J Trump!
      MEGA 2020

  • March 28, 2020 at 2:50 pm
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    Her ankles alone would fill my scope’s field of view at 100 yards on the lowest magnification. I guess that would guarantee impact somewhere on her fat ass.

  • March 28, 2020 at 9:24 pm
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    Has anyone seen her lately actually standing on her own two feet without assistance? I imagine that all that stuff under her tent-like apparel combined with a BAC of at least 0.16 makes her a bit top-heavy.

    Here’s a reality show idea: put H-Rod in her chair, and put a bottle of vodka on a table 15 feet away. Play videos for her of President Trump doing things at the White House. Leave the cameras on, especially one doing a close-up of her face.

    • March 29, 2020 at 6:54 am
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      I would pay good money to watch Hillary go through the DTs.

      • March 29, 2020 at 12:14 pm
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        “No matter how many friends urge her to let it go and move on . . .” Friends? Hillary has friends? What, the best friends money can buy?

  • March 29, 2020 at 6:52 am
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    After much cognition, I have come to the opinion of why Progs have so much vitriol against our President Trump.
    Against all odds, he completed the Mount Everest of The American Dream, without a MSM Sherpa.
    It drives them utterly insane that it didn’t, and won’t, happen to them.

  • March 29, 2020 at 11:47 am
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    My two greatest hopes for this pandemic. 1. As few as possible worldwide get seriously ill or pass away, and that it ends as swiftly as it started.
    2. Americans finally see that the democrats are only concerned about power. They care nothing for Americans, save only at the voting booth. That’s it. Not one elected democrat cares if you live, because in far too many places, they can still count your vote after you go.

  • March 29, 2020 at 12:15 pm
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    And in breaking news, Hillary has tested negative for being president.

  • March 29, 2020 at 8:37 pm
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    She would have responded to this event in the same manner she responded to Benghazi. Always three moves behind! We would be in a far worse condition then we are now and maybe the American population would have finally seen her for what she is! A Failure! Thank god she didn’t win!

  • March 29, 2020 at 9:20 pm
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    A lot of people are suggesting some bizarre scenario where HIllary runs with Biden as his VP.
    Not. Going. To. Happen. Trust me.
    I understand the motivation behind these Trump-haters is strong, but the Wicked Witch of Whitewater is dead.

  • March 30, 2020 at 10:45 am
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    Liberalism is a mental disorder. If they were just 5% dumber they would require watering.

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