Bitter Ex gets his own Town Hall

Bitter Ex gets his own Town Hall

And here I thought Hillary Clinton acted like a bitter ex who can’t let go.

Okay, she does.

But coming in a close second has got to be James Comey.

President Trump fired him two years ago, and the guy just cannot let go of it. He too is the bitter ex who, two years after getting dumped tells anyone unlucky enough to be in earshot, “He didn’t dump me! I dumped him!”

In fact, CNN decided to “celebrate” the two-year anniversary of James Comey getting dumped by holding a Town Hall starring the bitter ex himself, James Comey.

I guess when your ratings are in the toilet, you might as well air just about anything.

But who in his right mind actually said, “You know what we should do?  We should hold a Town Hall with someone who has zero influence on public policy, isn’t running for office and has spent the last two years acting like a bitter ex who still hasn’t gotten over a breakup.”

And who was the dimwitted idiot in charge who said, “Hey!  That’s a terrific idea!  We’re talking ratings GOLD!”

But the part about this Bitter Ex Town Hall that really has me giggling is the timing.

Because on the very day it was to air, the news broke that the FBI knew prior to using it for a FISA warrant that the Steele Dossier was garbage.  And Bitter Ex Comey used it anyway.

But it should be obvious why this Bitter Ex is hellbent on making the rounds and talking to as many friendly news outlets as humanly possible right now.

It’s all about narrative-framing.

Which is exactly what Julie Kelly explained in her column “The Real ‘Bombshells’ Are About to Hit Their Targets:”

So the targets of the inspector general’s probe and their media pals now are spinning hard in preparation of the report’s release.

Trust me.  Comey knows the truth is coming out very soon.  He knows that he and his FBI buddies fudged the facts — and outright lied – so they could spy on an opposition campaign in order to meddle in a Presidential election.

It won’t be long before the shirt hits the flan and Noble Warrior for the Truth Comey will be exposed as the partisan political hack and dishonest cretin he really is.  So he’s hoping to control the media narrative in order to get out in front of what just might put him in serious legal jeopardy.

Now, I’m not a defense attorney.  But it seems to me with Attorney General Barr and the DOJ Inspector General reviewing the genesis of the FBI’s spying on the Trump campaign, it would be smart for the Bitter Ex Comey to shut the hell up. After all, everything he says can be used against him.

But like a bitter ex with a grudge, Comey just keeps flapping his gums to anyone stupid enough to listen.

And clearly CNN is just that stupid.

Wouldn’t it be ironic if CNN’s Bitter Ex Town Hall made Comey’s legal troubles even more, well, troubling?

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8 thoughts on “Bitter Ex gets his own Town Hall

  • May 10, 2019 at 12:05 pm
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    “James Comey? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say, can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have a right to an attorney. If you cannot afford one …”

    Yeah, Jimmy. KEEP TALKING !!!!

    MAGA !

  • May 10, 2019 at 12:39 pm
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    CNNPC has never had a good idea. They are some of the most stupid, lying morons on the planet. I can only imagine what their viewers must be like – dumbed down to the max.

  • May 10, 2019 at 1:39 pm
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    I hope James Comey gets his own prison cell after the way he covered up all the felonies of Hillary Rotten Clinton.

  • May 10, 2019 at 3:17 pm
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    AG Barr doesn’t think it’s normal for the FBI to spy on a political campaign, and he said so in his testimony before both the House and Senate. That’s why Comey the Pure is melting down right now.

  • May 12, 2019 at 12:15 pm
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    “After all, everything he says can be used against him.” not true . In court this is HERE SAY, not allowed as evidence. A classic case near your house happened about 90 years ago,

    the KGB “trained” + armed 2 Italian “terrorists” to “rape, plunder + kill” in America; New England. these 2 morons bragged about how well they had been trained by the Russians and how much rape + plunder they would do. they failed in their 1st plunder attempt. they were tried for , among other things, murder. The prosecutors , as part f their attack, quoted their ill advised brags. The courts said – “That is not legal evidence”.
    the 2 KGB “trained” agents were Sacko + Vincente (My Italian is bad, so names likely misspelled.).
    Trained is in quotes because they were badly trained. They were well armed; but untrained.

    And another reason I love Mitt the lefty is that when Gov he gave these 2 Bolsheviks posthumous pardons!~ Mitt has always been far left! Mitt is as progressive today as he was 30 years ago! VERY!

    • May 12, 2019 at 12:47 pm
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      At least I know if I make a tongue-in-cheek joke, you’ll be right there to fact-check it.

      • May 12, 2019 at 2:42 pm
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        I told you years ago I was a “bean counter”/CFO. We have been derided (maybe with justification) for being “nit pickers”.
        I plead GUILTY

        • May 13, 2019 at 11:48 am
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          OL, I’m a bean counter/CPA. It’s not hearsay if Comey is on CNN and it’s on video tape. It’s then called direct evidence when the tape (of Comey) is played in court.
          Much like a bank security camera capturing someone robbing the bank. Not hearsay.

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