Bloomberg packs up his tiny bags and hits the bricks

Bloomberg packs up his tiny bags and hits the bricks

Whelp.  A half billion dollars down the crapper as Mini-Mike Bloomberg officially suspended his campaign just a short time ago.

Turns out Victory was a tall order. Too tall for such a little guy.

He’s proud, don’t you know.

Yup.  Bloomberg pissed away over five hundred million dollars on absolutely nothing.

Mini-Mike endorsing JoeMentia is hardly surprising.

Nobody expected Bloomberg to throw support behind Bernie.

And given Pocahasbeen’s role in puncturing his over-inflated polling numbers, he can’t be expected to throw her a bone.

The most hilarious part about this is just two weeks ago, Team Bloomberg was demanding everybody get out of the way so Mini-Mike could beat Bernie Sanders and win the nomination.

Hahahahahahaha!

No.

Meanwhile, over on the reservation…

Super Tuesday killed Bloomberg.

And it just might be the end of Warren’s Trail of Tears as well.

On a related note: there’s one more blow coming Mini-Mike’s way.

Now that he’s out of the race, Bloomberg will have to pay full price for all his Anti-Trump ads.

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11 thoughts on “Bloomberg packs up his tiny bags and hits the bricks

  • March 4, 2020 at 3:10 pm
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    Hey,he won American Samoa, so it wasn’t a total waste!

  • March 4, 2020 at 3:32 pm
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    What I just can’t wrap my brain around is what’s keeping Tulsi Gabbard in the race.

    If I was a betting man and a Democrap, and I’m not either one of those things, Tulsi seemed like the most moderate of all the Dems and the only one with a brain between her ears.

    It’s a mystery……

  • March 4, 2020 at 6:05 pm
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    Never did.

    • March 4, 2020 at 7:12 pm
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      Why shouldn’t Tulsi stay in the race? It is costing her nothing, so she can keep her name out there. Perhaps she wants to be Joe’s VP or ambassador to Syria. She checks off the correct identity boxes. Joe will have to choose a woman. I actually saw two Tulsi signs in MA in December. In this field of lightweights, she actually seems somewhat competent and engaging and refreshingly, didn’t seem to suffer fools. Who else could be an asset to the ticket, not Kamala or Warren.

    • March 4, 2020 at 10:58 pm
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      Just to clarify, my “Never did” post was in response to the Bloomberg “Never Mind” billboard.

  • March 4, 2020 at 6:28 pm
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    He is STILL running ads on TV. Saw 3 of them in an hour today!

    • March 4, 2020 at 7:49 pm
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      They have to play them until the contract ends with the network.
      It’s like rubbing it in his face, though.LOL

  • March 4, 2020 at 6:37 pm
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    So the second time of screwing the crazy commie Bernie has begun.

  • March 4, 2020 at 8:07 pm
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    Bloomberg stimulates the economy by his spending over $500 million campaigning. Money for nothing.

  • March 5, 2020 at 7:29 am
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    lil’ mikie could be the president/king/emperor/dictator in many countries around the world for the kind of money he just pissed away on his ego driven drive of hatred towards PRESIDENT TRUMP.
    Tulsi is the only rational thinking candidate, my feelings are that she is working towards a VP spot or cabinet post.
    Bernie doesn’t want the hassles of being prezzydent, he is just looking for his last big payday before he retires with his beautiful/skanky/thieving wife to his new dacha provided by the dnc/lil’mikie funded retirement sweetstakes.

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