Blow-hard

New York Times columnist Charles Blow wants Trump supporters to know he just can’t be friends with us.

Whatever shall we do?!

Apparently Mr. Blow is under the misguided notion that his absence in my life will someone make the sunshine not as bright and take away that spring in my step over all this winning.

But in reality, Charlie threatening not to be friends with Trump supporters is about as dispiriting as a syphilis-riddled, meth-addicted hooker saying she won’t sleep with you.

Really, Charlie?

You don’t want to be friends?!

Let me go back through my feelings journal to see if I ever longingly wrote about wanting you to be my friend.

Nope. Nothing there.

The problem with Leftists is they really do think we envy them and want nothing more than to be a part of their orbit.

I’d rather tongue-kiss Lena Dunham.

Okay, no, I wouldn’t.

I’d rather sit through an episode of “Will & Grace: the Trump Derangement Years.”

You should read through the replies to that self-important tweet.

Trust me. You’ll understand why Donald Trump won.

Leftists have become so insular that they really do believe that barring us from their company is somehow a punishment that will result in much rending of garments and gnashing of teeth.

When in fact, Mr. Blow not wanting to be my friend goes in the WIN column.

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5 thoughts on “Blow-hard

  • November 26, 2017 at 8:35 pm
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    Love his name it fits him.

  • November 26, 2017 at 9:10 pm
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    Blow yourself!

  • November 27, 2017 at 12:15 am
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    I sit here in total shock and amazement/amusement that Mr. Blow still goes by his slave name in these enlightened times.

  • November 27, 2017 at 6:32 am
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    I’m smart.
    You’re stupid.
    That is a FACT!

    Now, do as you’re told.

    (Better living through self-righteousness!)

  • November 27, 2017 at 8:31 am
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    “When in fact, Mr. Blow not wanting to be my friend goes in the WIN column.”

    AMEN!

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