Blowout for me, but not for thee

Blowout for me, but not for thee

First there was Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot violating lockdown orders to get her hair cut because she is “the public face of the city.”  And now there’s Nancy “Wash and a Blowout” Pelosi.

Monday, Nancy violated California lockdown orders by going to a hair salon in San Francisco to get a wash and blowout. Because apparently to wash ones hair and blow it dry, one needs a licensed hair stylist. Which I’m sure comes as quite a shock to every single woman with a shower, a bottle of shampoo and a blow dryer.

I can’t speak from personal experience. When Lupus deprives you of survivable hair, you rarely need a wash and blowout. Though, I do spend five minutes every other day covering my head with shaving cream and going to town with a razor. But a blowout?  I can’t remember the last time I had a blowout.  Maybe sometime in the 80s when BIG HAIR was big.

Any old how. Enough about bald Dianny.

The owner of the salon shared with Fox News the security footage of Blowout Nance meandering maskless with wet hair through the salon.

So not only did Pelosi ignore lockdown orders, she also ignored California’s strict mask mandate.

Such a peach.

I’m with Jesse Kelly on this, to be honest:

Jesse Kelly tweet - Blowout Nance

And the more these political hacks defy these lockdown orders, the less likely it is the rest of us will put up with it much longer.

Even the densest people in the country are going to wise up when their favorite Speaker of the House can’t even bother to follow these ridiculous rules.

When Pelosi’s office was contacted regarding the story, her crack team of idiots claimed old Blowout Nance had no idea she had done anything wrong because apparently she lives under a rock.

“I’m not a blazing hypocrite; I’m just really, really stupid.”

Oh, yeah. That’s much better.

Naturally, sympathetic reporters are on the case – but only to cover Blowout Nancy’s wrinkled old ass.

Jesse Kelly often says, “All Democrats have to do is not be insane, but they just can’t do it.”

I would add one addendum to that.  All Democrats have to do is not hand Trump ammunition on a silver platter, but they just can’t stop themselves.

As Rita Panahi always says, “Trump is blessed with truly moronic opponents.”

Nancy just can’t stop showing the entire country that she is an out of touch elitist (“Let them eat ice cream!”) who believes the onerous rules the rest of us are forced to live under don’t apply to her.

Can we please vote out the Democrat majority and put this blow dried old nag out to pasture?

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6 thoughts on “Blowout for me, but not for thee

  • September 1, 2020 at 10:41 pm
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    Is that Kip Winger?

  • September 2, 2020 at 1:26 am
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    A reasonable question is how many times will individual members of the leadership class be suffered, forgiven, and often reelected? In the face of ridiculously flagrant violations. Despite rare or no benefit to the people they represent. Amid valid, current, and serious concerns for our republic remaining as founded.

    “Can we please vote out the Democrat [leadership class house] majority and put this blow dried old nag out to pasture?”

    It would seem impossible to predict the date that the COVID pandemic will stop being the center of all. Reading the mind of a leadership class Dem is much easier. The COVID pandemic will end on or after election day, November 3, 2020 and there will be no improvements at all before election day

    ..

  • September 2, 2020 at 9:29 am
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    Is that why she’s withholding Aid to workers and people? Because there’s no virus or something in her idiotic mind.

  • September 2, 2020 at 10:29 am
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    Dianny, I was hoping you’d grab this story. I knew you’d give it your all. I dropped the phone 3 times, reading n laughing. Thanks Gurl! You’re the best!

  • September 2, 2020 at 12:36 pm
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    My sisters and I call the bangs that accompanied those hair styles: turd bangs. Usually it was a bit roll of hair that looked like a turd. I was about 10 years younger so I didn’t get to experience the turd bangs, but we have some awesome pix of my older sisters and their friends.

  • September 2, 2020 at 7:03 pm
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    Old Stretch is actually claiming she’s the victim!!!

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