BOOBS FOR BERNIE!!!!

BOOBS FOR BERNIE!!!!

A bunch of topless anti-dairy activists stormed a Bernie Sanders rally and their boobs drove the candidate off the stage.

And I have thoughts.

Caption it?

I’m just trying to figure out what dousing your boobs with liquid while hijacking a Bernie rally has to do with the dairy industry.

Poor Bernie.  Forever captured in a photograph staring directly at this nutjob’s boobs.

In case there was any doubt, I think it’s safe to say Bernie is straight.

Watch the videos. Where the heck was security?!

Why in Lucifer’s reach did it take so long for security to turn up?

There should have been guys on that clothed girl the minute she popped up and grabbed the mic.  But instead, not only did she take the stage, but her half-naked compatriots also had plenty of time to join her.

What’s even more telling about the attack of the boobs is what it reveals about Bernie Sanders.

The guy is a pushover.

And that’s not a good look for someone who wants to be President and Commander-in-Chief.

Could you imagine a “President” Bernie Sanders at a G-7 Summit?

When Trump walks into the place, he commands the room.

Meanwhile Bernie is such a lightweight, he gets upstaged by the insane clown posse of boobs.

Do you think a “President” Sanders would project American strength?

I’m thinking no.

This old Marxist gets unmanned by hecklers, for Pete’s sake.  I’m thinking five minutes into the G-7, beta male Macron would pants him, then his fellow beta male Trudeau would be stuffing Bernie’s head into a toilet.

What a complete circus.

Of all the boobs on that stage yesterday, Bernie Sanders was the biggest boob of them all.

And it isn’t the first time a Bernie rally turned into a clown show.

Remember in 2016 when a couple of Black Lives Matter activists hijacked a Bernie campaign event in Seattle?

Alfonzo Rachel even did a video about it.

Zo closed his video by saying, “Well, if Bernie Sanders is elected, our enemies know how to beat us. They can just send these two Gorgons after Bernie…”

And might I add, if that doesn’t work, our enemies can always deploy the boobs.

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11 thoughts on “BOOBS FOR BERNIE!!!!

  • February 17, 2020 at 12:07 pm
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    Some real funny comments out there! “Bernie’s poll is rising”! LOL
    Aliens do exist here on Earth. Behold these creatures from planet Lesbos.
    Gridnak and Borkwink make their first appearance on Earth!

  • February 17, 2020 at 2:09 pm
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    Hmmmmmm…..
    Piss’n off the squares is as old as teenagers.
    Behaving like an adult can’t happen soon enough.
    Of coarse then we get the new batch of chronological snobs that know better.

  • February 17, 2020 at 2:31 pm
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    Because it was such a ‘standup crowd’ maybe it was ice water ….

  • February 17, 2020 at 4:28 pm
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    Never quite understood how taking your shirt off was supposed to enhance your credibility. Wonder if Biden has thought about dropping his trousers?

  • February 17, 2020 at 7:13 pm
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    Would have been wild if Liz Warren had bared her sagging fried eggs and joined the anti-dairy activists.

    • February 17, 2020 at 7:53 pm
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      Well, you know she was fired once for being visibly topless.

      • February 18, 2020 at 8:03 am
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        If you’re going to show ’em, I’m going to look at ’em.

  • February 17, 2020 at 9:24 pm
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    “Poor Bernie. Forever captured in a photograph staring directly at this nutjob’s boobs.”

    So he climbs down and cedes the stage to a topless marauder (okay, so far) — perhaps with the intention to march indignantly straight to his dressing room while security policed the stage area. But then he decides to stop and turn around… what, just to make sure she was serious about sexually intimidating him off the stage… or what

    ??

    • February 18, 2020 at 11:31 am
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      He probably hasn’t seen nips that erect since Moscow.

  • February 18, 2020 at 5:20 am
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    Were those in the crowd shouting MOOOOOO at the topless cows?

  • February 18, 2020 at 1:31 pm
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    Leftardesses are known to have below average IQs so this was the best they could come up with.

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