Bored Mayor Runs for President for a Change of Pace

Bored Mayor Runs for President for a Change of Pace

So why, despite the staggering lack of interest in his candidacy, did Bill de Blasio make his run for the White House official?

He’s bored.

Yeah.  Bill de Blasio is bored with running New York, so he wants to escape from New York — for a change of pace.

And because he’s bored, we have to be subjected to his insufferable scolding for the next several months.

At least until he gets bored with running for President and drops out anyway.

And here I thought Beto running for President because he has nothing better to do with his free time was bad.

But I think it’s more to it than de Blasio being bored.

I think Bill de Blasio is also deeply lazy and has the attention span of a gnat.

He’s a socialist after all.  It isn’t like he’s used to working hard and accomplishing anything.

Running a city is boring and takes too much work.  I know!  I’ll run for President of the United States! Not to get elected, mind you. But just to get the hell out of New York City!

I’m sure New Yorkers would be thrilled to get Bill de Blasio out from under their feet. But there’s no need inflicting his incompetence and laziness on the rest of the country.

It’s bad enough you guys won’t keep AOC from pestering the rest of us.

Do we need to deal with this goofball too?

As I mentioned a couple weeks ago, a whopping 76% of New York City residents do not want their bored mayor running for President.

I’m thinking if you poll the rest of the country that number would be higher.

Well, I guess somebody has to put the “clown” in Clown Car. So it might as well be this incompetent, lazy, bored mayor nobody on Planet Earth is clamoring for.

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4 thoughts on “Bored Mayor Runs for President for a Change of Pace

  • May 16, 2019 at 2:43 pm
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    Meanwhile, DeBlasio is bored but NYC still suffers under his hand. That’s not beneficial to them OR to us.

  • May 16, 2019 at 3:03 pm
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    If NY’rs hate this idiot HTH did he get elected?

    • May 16, 2019 at 3:07 pm
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      Very, very low voter turnout.

  • May 16, 2019 at 4:47 pm
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    sounds like Obama when he would put together a discussion group and declare the issue solved.

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