Boy, Melania is simply stunning

You know, there’s been a lot of crap in the news lately.

And given it’s a beautiful Sunday, I thought I’d contribute something a bit more aesthetically pleasing. Namely, our absolutely stunning First Lady.

Stunning Melania

That gown is breathtaking, isn’t it?

I can’t help but think back to late 2016 when designers were quickly lining up to say they’d NEVER provide any fashions to Melania Trump.

Leading the pack was designer Sophie Thealett – who, coincidentally, supplied Michelle Obama with such outfits as this:

Good heavens. It’s like a Rorschach Test on LSD.

Those of us left breathless by our elegant, stunning First Lady and her amazing fashion, really should send Sophie a fruit basket for refusing to subject Melania to something like that.

I mean which couple looks more elegant and sophisticated?

Them?

Or them?

Trump and Melania

For heaven’s sake. Michelle is wearing what appears to be upholstery fabric.

Whereas Melania looks as though she’s floating toward Marine One, doesn’t she?

Almost ethereal.

The truth is, it’s hard not be captivated by Melania’s beauty and grace.

Sure, I know the ResistanceLOL can resist being captivated.

But what do you expect?

From the looks of them, they also resist personal hygiene.

Watching Melania Trump charm her way through England was an absolute delight.

And I’m very proud to call her our First Lady.

Melania High-Five

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11 thoughts on “Boy, Melania is simply stunning

  • July 15, 2018 at 2:01 pm
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    Dianny once again nails it.

  • July 15, 2018 at 3:35 pm
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    OK, you get the LMAOL award with this one, “Good heavens. It’s like a Rorschach Test on LSD.”

  • July 15, 2018 at 5:49 pm
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    Melania is a 200% improvement over the former First Lady. And she doesn’t wear outfits that look like she stole some of the ugliest drapery fabric from the White House.

  • July 15, 2018 at 6:03 pm
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    Who is the little girl standing with mike?

  • July 15, 2018 at 7:56 pm
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    The most elegant First Lady since Jackie O.

  • July 16, 2018 at 7:52 am
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    Melania is Elegant.

    Refined. Poised. Relaxed. Confident.

    Michelle looks uneasy.

    Uncomfortable.

    Out of place.

    One embodies the qualities that accompany success and class.

    The other looks like someone who resents being here. Bitter. Uncomfortable.

    America should present its best virtues when we send our President and first family abroad and we do just that now with PDJT and Melania.

    Thank God the the previous 8 years of upholstery fabric swatches is over.

    • July 16, 2018 at 8:28 pm
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      ….upholstery fabric swatches. WELL SAID!

  • July 16, 2018 at 8:01 am
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    Our beautiful First Lady would like stunning in a burlap bag! However I describe her gown thusly:
    Lemon Buttercream Icing atop a well shaped cake!
    And the curtains from Gone With The Wind still wouldn’t look good on that last First Something.

  • July 16, 2018 at 10:13 am
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    She is more elegant and classy than Princess Diana but treated by the atheist left as a filthy whore.
    Only thing she needs to do is take some private lessons on how to have a slight mona lisa smile and she would have a perfect image for herself no matter what the atheist whores who control the media want to portray her as.

  • July 16, 2018 at 12:31 pm
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    just getting over the last batch of migraines, and so appreciate this beautiful picture, mike you are absolutely right, she is the classiest first lady since Jackie, and not only that, the most intelligent and educated, plus, as an added bonus, she knows when to speak and when to stay silent, a trait neither cankles or moochelle practiced

  • July 16, 2018 at 8:28 pm
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    On another site, she is referred to as a butterfly because of that beautiful gown. Our Melania is the personification of beauty and class.

    Notice she never drowns herself in all that bling like Chewbacca did?

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