BREAKING: Trump spends vacation with people who like him!

Say, did you know that President Trump is spending his vacation surrounded by people who like him?

I know! What kind of a monster is he?!

This is just beyond the pale!

Why, when Obama went on vacation, he surrounded himself with ….

… well, people who liked him.

Wait…

I gotta say. I can see why CNN was furious that the White House banned such a crack journalist like Kaitlan Collins from one press event.

She’s a regular Brenda Starr!

President Trump spends vacation time with friends and supporters.

I mean, stop the friggin’ presses!

This is BIG!

I mean Pulitzer Prize big!

Way bigger than record low black unemployment or consumer confidence skyrocketing.

It’s way bigger than a booming economy and rising wages.

And it totally eclipses the whole two scoops of ice cream thing!

Way to really dig for the story, Kaitlan.

Mom must be so proud.

Trump choosing to spend his vacation time with friends and supporters is just … well … it’s an impeachable offense!

I know when I go on vacation, I spend it with people who hate my guts.

Such precious, precious vacation memories.

Does Kaitlan expect him to invite Rosie O’Donnell or Ana Navarro?

This is CNN.

#FactsFirst

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3 thoughts on “BREAKING: Trump spends vacation with people who like him!

  • August 8, 2018 at 6:42 pm
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    The Press has been a bunch of bigots for over 150 years.

    A very famous man said 130 years ago,
    “If you don’t read a paper you are UNinformed.
    If you read a paper you are MISinformed.
    I know.
    For 20 years I wrote lies for the biggest paper in the West.
    then I found out I could make more $ writing my lies as a book!”

    His name – Sam Clemens aka Mark Twain.

    And he was a Reporter in Cal 170 years ago.

    • August 10, 2018 at 1:32 pm
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      Today Mark Twain would be harassed to hell and back for writing all those RACIST novels! :o)
      And he would say it this way:
      “If you don’t watch CNN you are UNinformed.
      If you watch CNN you are MISinformed.”
      Thanks for the info on Mr. Clemens!

  • August 9, 2018 at 1:12 pm
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    Just when I think the press can’t gross pollute any more than they do I gey disproven.

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