Brian Stelter: The Gladys Kravitz of cable news

The Gladys Kravitz of cable news

Speaking of busybodies … (okay, my previous post was about Chief Busybody). There is no bigger media busybody than CNN’s “media reporter” Brian Stelter. This guy is the Gladys Kravitz of cable news.

You remember Gladys Kravits, right?

She was the neighbor on Bewitched – always peering over at the Stevens house trying to find out what was going on inside.

Gladys Kravitz was the stereotypical nosey, busybody neighbor.

And Brian Stelter is her modern-day cable news counterpart.

Poor Gladys Stelter is apoplectic today because of this news:

Gladys Stelter is as obsessed with Fox News as Bewitched’s Gladys Kravitz was with Samantha Stevens.

But it is rather ironic that Brian would have such a problem with Sarah Sanders gaining work at Fox News when CNN has on its payroll so many former Obama employees, it’s almost as if the Obama West Wing just picked up and moved en masse to CNN once Obama left office.

And yes.  Gladys Stelter also has a bug up his ass about Sean Spicer landing a spot on Dancing with the Stars.

Gladys Kravitz Stelter

Because, Dancing with the Stars is famous for its unbiased, whip-smart political commentary … or something.

Yes, the last person on Planet Earth who should be accusing someone of “misleading the public” for over three years is an employee of CNN – the network whose mission statement is “mislead the public to get Trump.”

And lest we forget.  CNN also employs James Clapper – Obama’s former Director of National Intelligence who lied under oath to Congress.

Gladys Stelter wants to blackball anyone who has ever worked for the Trump Administration (unless of course they recant, and turn on Trump; then they are heroes [see also Scaramucci and Omarosa]).

But Stelter’s primary goal in life — even above that — is to drive Fox News off the airwaves.

And like a busybody, Nosey Parker neighbor, Gladys Stelter is doing everything he can to see to it that Fox moves out of his uniform, like-minded, perfectly-ordered neighborhood.

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4 thoughts on “Brian Stelter: The Gladys Kravitz of cable news

  • August 22, 2019 at 2:12 pm
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    Being a dipshit is his primary goal. Mission accomplished.

  • August 22, 2019 at 3:06 pm
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    I wish Seltzer WOULD have an apoplectic fit. “Apoplexy” used to mean having a stroke, leading to disability or death. With Seltzer’s low abilities, would anyone be able to tell if he was disabled?

  • August 23, 2019 at 8:03 am
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    Two words—George Snuffleupagus.

    • August 23, 2019 at 9:11 am
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      Racer,
      I just pronounce it “George Step-on-all-of-us”, but yeah !

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