The Bride of Lucifer Resigns

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According to Breitbart, Cecile Richards is stepping down as the President of Lucifer’s Rumpus Room.

Frankly, I’m stunned to learn that Satan’s strumpet is allowed to resign. I thought once you sold your soul to the devil, it was an eternity thing.

But then again, I’m not an expert on marriages made in Hell.

Instead of overseeing the systemic slaughter of the unborn, the Bride of Lucifer will be spending her time writing an “inspirational” memoir.

I kid you not.

That’s how it’s described – an “inspirational” memoir.

Yes, when I hear “inspirational” the first thing that pops into my head is severing the spinal cord of an unborn baby.

The title of the Princess of Darkness’ book will be “Make Trouble.”

I gotta admit, that isn’t what I expected from her “inspirational” book.

I was expecting something along the lines of “Lucifer, Lamborghinis and Me.”

Or maybe “Life in Beelzebub’s Boudoir.”

What’s especially disappointing is knowing that there is no shortage of horrid women eager to step in as the new Bride of Lucifer.

And I’m sure, as is the case with most awful and heinous women, we haven’t heard the last of Cecile.

In fact, it wouldn’t surprise me in the least if Lucifer’s lady decided to run for office.

Or maybe, like James Comey, she’ll teach a class in ethics.

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3 thoughts on “The Bride of Lucifer Resigns

  • January 25, 2018 at 2:15 pm
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    Hillary is looking for a job, maybe she can take over after all she’d fit right in.

  • January 25, 2018 at 3:01 pm
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    The devil just texted me, saying, “Oh Hell no, that B is NOT my babymomma!!”

  • January 29, 2018 at 2:27 pm
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    “Satan’s strumpet.” I like that!
    It is difficult for me to believe that so many evil people hold so many high positions in the nations of the west in the 21st century.

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