According to Breitbart, Cecile Richards is stepping down as the President of Lucifer’s Rumpus Room.
Frankly, I’m stunned to learn that Satan’s strumpet is allowed to resign. I thought once you sold your soul to the devil, it was an eternity thing.
But then again, I’m not an expert on marriages made in Hell.
Instead of overseeing the systemic slaughter of the unborn, the Bride of Lucifer will be spending her time writing an “inspirational” memoir.
I kid you not.
That’s how it’s described – an “inspirational” memoir.
Yes, when I hear “inspirational” the first thing that pops into my head is severing the spinal cord of an unborn baby.
The title of the Princess of Darkness’ book will be “Make Trouble.”
I gotta admit, that isn’t what I expected from her “inspirational” book.
I was expecting something along the lines of “Lucifer, Lamborghinis and Me.”
Or maybe “Life in Beelzebub’s Boudoir.”
What’s especially disappointing is knowing that there is no shortage of horrid women eager to step in as the new Bride of Lucifer.
And I’m sure, as is the case with most awful and heinous women, we haven’t heard the last of Cecile.
In fact, it wouldn’t surprise me in the least if Lucifer’s lady decided to run for office.
Or maybe, like James Comey, she’ll teach a class in ethics.
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