Bundle up Hillary

You know, for somebody who got “overheated” on a lovely fall morning back on September 11, 2016, you’d think Hillary would be the last person to bundle up.

But lately, every time Hillary appears in public she looks like the kid from “A Christmas Story.”

Bundle Up Hillary

“I can’t put down my arms!”

It would be one thing if Hillary was wearing bulky coats and scarves in January.

But it ain’t January!

Yesterday, she visited Harvard University when the temperatures were a good ten to fifteen degrees higher than that fateful day in 2016. Yet despite the heat, Hillary dressed like she was heading out Christmas shopping.

She might as well have been wearing a burqa.

Bundle up

According to The Gateway Pundit, the weather in Boston yesterday was about what it was here in Syracuse.

In other words, HOT and muggy.

I don’t even put on socks and shoes in this weather for Pete’s sake.

Who does she think she’s fooling wearing an oversized coat and a huge honkin’ scarf?

It reminds me of high school when you’d notice a girl coming out of the girls’ bathroom with a sweater tied around her waist.

We all knew what that meant.

Now, don’t get me wrong. I’m not saying Hillary made the decision to bundle up because she got an unexpected visit from Aunt Flo. If I had to guess, I’d say Aunt Flo stopped visiting Hillary back in the early nineties.

My point is, strategically-placed clothing is a tried and true tactic of women trying to hide something they don’t want people to see.

When I put on all that weight after Lupus first started attacking my body, I hid under oversized sweatshirts – as if that somehow would help make me look less fat.

It didn’t. Wearing oversized clothes only enlarged me even more.

Look at that picture again.

That coat isn’t off the rack.

Off the rack clothing is proportional.

But Hillary isn’t.

Off the rack clothing that is that wide in the middle wouldn’t have sleeves that are that skinny.

What clothing is really wide in the trunk, but has skinny sleeves? I mean other than maternity outfits?

No. Somebody is making Hillary’s clothes to fit her recent odd-ball proportions.

But to imagine she could bundle up like that and fool people, she’d have to be really clueless.

Does she really think putting all that wool over her body is pulling the wool over our eyes?

Because just like me with those oversized sweatshirts, she’s accomplishing the opposite.

Hillary might as well wear a big neon arrow over her head with the words: ”Look at my completely misshapen body!” flashing on it.

Clearly there is something physically wrong with Hillary Clinton that she is trying in vain to hide.

Earlier this month, the Daily Mail reported “Eagle-eyed social media users noticed a strange protrusion coming from Clinton’s back when she was photographed visiting her daughter Chelsea’s apartment in New York last week.”

And I have to say, unless she has a vestigial hump we don’t know about, it certainly looks like she needed that extra girth in her coats to accommodate something other than her body.

And that picture may explain why Hillary adjusted how she wears her scarves.

But as we move into summer, unless Hillary limits her public appearances to Siberia, this Bundle Up Hillary fashion statement is going to look even more absurd.

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11 thoughts on “Bundle up Hillary

  • May 26, 2018 at 1:15 pm
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    She’s hiding all of the medical braves and surgical robotic appendages under that ridiculous throw rug she calls a shirt.

  • May 26, 2018 at 10:09 pm
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    Where she’s going when she dies it’s plenty warm.

  • May 26, 2018 at 11:46 pm
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    Shame on you Dianny. You shouldn’t make fun of anyone with physical impediments who try to cover them up in public. You said that you did as much yourself with your sweaters.
    Just because Hillary needed to have a handle installed behind her neck so she could be better helped up or down stairs, or thrown into a van, is no reason to make fun of her.

  • May 27, 2018 at 12:46 am
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    I dunno, it kinda looks like ill-fitting body armor to me.

  • May 27, 2018 at 1:31 am
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    Given her bitterness and resentment, I wouldn’t rule out suicide vest.

    • May 27, 2018 at 7:53 am
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      We should be so lucky!

    • May 27, 2018 at 12:43 pm
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      You are always very clever Mike. You have a natural knack in taking the party to the next level. If she can’t have her dreams come true, then no one can. BOOM!

  • May 27, 2018 at 6:22 am
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    Sure looks like a back brace to me

  • May 27, 2018 at 7:04 am
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    Has anyone given thought that she might be carrying the physical storage from her servers? It would certainly make seizure much more difficult. The one photo without the neck scarf shows a boxy outline not usually consistent with braces (my wife wore one for several years; I am more-or-less familiar with them).

    Just a thought.

  • May 27, 2018 at 7:53 am
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    Darth Hillary

  • May 29, 2018 at 2:03 am
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    Two words: head transplant

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