C-List Celebrity vows to keep her legs together

This has to be a first for Hollywood.  C-List celebrity Alyssa Milano is demanding that all women join her in not having sex.

So, if I’m understanding this correctly, C-List Milano finally understands that pregnancy is caused by having sex.

And they say abstinence doesn’t work.

The sex-strikers even have a nifty graphic.

Because what grassroots campaign organized by a C-List celebrity who works for a Left Wing PAC doesn’t have its own graphic? 

C-List Celebrity vows to keep her legs together

Your choices are being denied?

Clearly they aren’t, honey.  Since you are free to choose not to have sex.

And I am in thunderous agreement.  In fact, I think every C-list celebrity should abstain from sex.

I’d even encourage Alyssa to fly to Georgia and make the rounds at every public school in the state to encourage young girls to keep their legs together too.

Maybe it’s me, but I just don’t see this campaign working out the way Alyssa thinks it will.

But on the plus side, it gives us one more reason to point at her and laugh.  So I say You Go Girl!

On a side note.  When did the pro-aborts start using the term “bodily autonomy?”  Is there a think tank somewhere whose only job is to create new euphemisms for “I want to kill my unborn child whenever I want?”

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23 thoughts on “C-List Celebrity vows to keep her legs together

  • May 11, 2019 at 9:45 am
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    Maybe now Alyssa will quit calling and leaving giggly sex messages on my answering machine.

  • May 11, 2019 at 10:55 am
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    What makes her think anyone wants to do her in the first place? She needs to realize that a man can live without getting laid by a lib .A real man has plenty of options and she aint one of them.

  • May 11, 2019 at 11:05 am
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    Not at all sure WTF “bodily autonomy” is or where it went but…

    Deciding to have or not have sex = reproductive rights Alyssa. You’re exercising them now and absolutely NOBODY has a problem with it.

  • May 11, 2019 at 11:09 am
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    Men are already doing this… Go MGTOW!!!!

  • May 11, 2019 at 11:21 am
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    This news must be thrilling to her husband.

    • May 11, 2019 at 3:46 pm
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      She won’t abstain. She just wants everyone else to.

  • May 11, 2019 at 11:30 am
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    This is called abstinence, and, a perfect solution. No sex, no abortion, planned murder goes out of business, 100’s of billions a year saved and, again, the end of abortion! THIS IS WHAT WE CHRISTIANS HAVE BEEN SAYING ALL ALONG! Nice to see she has finally come to agree with sound Christian logic!

  • May 11, 2019 at 11:40 am
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    Why did she have children?

  • May 11, 2019 at 11:57 am
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    Does the C stand for something? I know it isn’t for concern.

  • May 11, 2019 at 12:25 pm
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    But the price of bbbbbbbbatteries will go up!

  • May 11, 2019 at 1:04 pm
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    Alyssa Milano issue is she is in Abstinence, it’s forced because no one wants her.

    Seriously what Beta Male would put up with this Diva. She makes her own life miserable and she will do the same to yours.

    Some women no matter how good they look that little voice called Conscience say’s Leave her alone. Alyssa Milano is one of them.

  • May 11, 2019 at 1:39 pm
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    I’d wager it’d take Indiana Jones and an army of crusaders to hack past all the cobwebs in her crawlspace anyway.

    • May 11, 2019 at 1:49 pm
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      This is an unwelcome visual. But accurate. I imagine halfway up, you’d find, stuck to a spike, the decomposed remains of the last guy who attempted the trek.

      • May 11, 2019 at 4:32 pm
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        She is affirming the old saying, “Stupid people shouldn’t breed.”

        • May 13, 2019 at 8:38 pm
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          Very well said!!

      • May 11, 2019 at 6:41 pm
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        I’m inclined to believe that a tryst with this shrew would be like walking into a warm room, and not even touching the walls.

  • May 11, 2019 at 2:00 pm
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    Maybe Milano and AOC can get a discount if they seek therapy together!

  • May 11, 2019 at 2:43 pm
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    Add Ashley Judd to the therapy appointment list.

  • May 11, 2019 at 11:43 pm
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    I’m really confused…

    So now the Libs are advocating abstinance in order to avoid unwanted pregnancy, in an effort to protest abortion restrictions.

  • May 12, 2019 at 2:42 am
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    Alyssa is not Lysistrata.

  • May 13, 2019 at 8:54 am
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    But but but, Alyssa, with your zero acting skills, how will you ever get another acting job?

  • May 13, 2019 at 8:33 pm
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    Mark Steyn just had Tucker Carlson in hysterics over his commentary about this Hollywood nitwit.

  • May 16, 2019 at 2:25 am
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    Whew, that’s a relief ! she ain’t no Sharon Stone

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