Calling Scarborough a halfwit is giving him too much credit

Boy, Joe Scarborough has really outdone himself this past week, hasn’t he?

He’s spent the last several days justifying Joaquin Castro’s intimidation campaign against Trump donors.  Hell, he’s even gone so far as to join in.

And now with the apparent suicide Arkancide of Jeffrey Epstein, Scarborough took his idiocy to whole new heights.

He blamed it on … wait for it…

Russia.

Scarborough the nitwit

Talk about a reach.

Is Scarborough really trying to use the Trump/Russia conspiracy theory to explain Epstein’s suicide Arkancide?

Really?

Is he retarded?

He’s not the only MSNBC host floating the conspiracy that Epstein’s suicide Arkancide was the work of the Trump Administration. That fool Joy Reid is doing the same.

Actually, Joy.  The President whose “name comes up whenever Jeffrey Epstein’s name comes up” is Bill Clinton.

This is MSNBC.  Scarborough is twisting Epstein’s suicide Arkancide to fit RussiaGate while Joy “hackers went back in time and changed my blog posts” Reid is pointing the finger at Bill Barr.

It’s amazing the lengths these idiots will go to find Trump guilty of something.

But the only people I’ve seen linked to Epstein’s loathsome crimes are Democrats – most recently former Democrat governor Bill Richardson.

And let’s not forget Bill Clinton.

Plus Bill Clinton.

And also, Bill Clinton.

Listen, I don’t think Epstein was murdered.  Like I said earlier, I suspect he offed himself ala Frank Pentangeli from the Godfather Part II. 

Scarborough, who’s mocked Devin Nunes and the President as “conspiracy theorists” for saying there was a plot to delegitimize Donald Trump’s election has some nerve promoting a “Russia offed Epstein at Trump’s behest” conspiracy theory.

What’s more, Joe Scarborough seems to forget that he is saddled with his own “died under mysterious circumstances” conspiracy theory. You’d think that would make this prat just a wee bit more circumspect.

But we’re talking about Joe Scarborough here.

The guy isn’t a halfwit. He’s a flat-out idiot. And his Orange Man Bad derangement has eaten away 99% of his brain.

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10 thoughts on “Calling Scarborough a halfwit is giving him too much credit

  • August 10, 2019 at 1:46 pm
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    I alway figured, still do, that the Rove/Bush GOP were half bright. Joe was always, and still i, a GWB man….1 But seems to be getting dim; maybe now quarter bright

  • August 10, 2019 at 1:47 pm
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    Joe probably had a tough choice: either make the ridiculous tweet or sleep on the couch tonight.

  • August 10, 2019 at 3:19 pm
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    Jeffery E is as dead as the intern found in Joes’ congressional office….

  • August 10, 2019 at 3:44 pm
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    The reason why a lot of people the clintons know are dead is because, like the clintons, they do crooked shit. Some are just not as good as at handling their business and stress makes them suicidal, or someone catches them by surprise.

  • August 10, 2019 at 3:47 pm
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    Scarborough has to keep saying stupid shit because his ratings aren’t so hot.

  • August 11, 2019 at 12:02 am
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    Staged? Witness protection?

  • August 11, 2019 at 7:13 am
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    Why is it that you never see Gumby and Sourdough in the same room? Just sayin…

    • August 12, 2019 at 10:48 pm
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      My understanding is that Joey does his show from Florida. The backdrop is a fake to make viewers (all 12 of them) to think he’s in DC.

  • August 11, 2019 at 7:23 am
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    I bet Killary has raped more little girls than Bill has.
    Then does a little spirit cooking and has them for supper. Evil witch.

  • August 11, 2019 at 1:29 pm
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    ….would be an insult to half-wits.

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