If they can mock Trump, we can mock Maxine

Sure, you can mock the President of the United States.

You can mock his skin color, his hair, his hands.

But mock the oh-so mock-worthy Maxine Waters and you’re a racist.

The same held true for Barack or Michelle Obama.

Sure, you can call Melania Trump a hooker, but heaven forbid you call Michelle a tranny.

I spent years mocking the Obamas. And, likewise, spent years having thin-skinned Leftists accuse me of being racist.

They never really have a good comeback to mockery. It leaves them sputtering and enraged.

Which, come to think of it, is the goal.

Yesterday, Bill O’Reilly became the latest Klansman when he referred to Maxine Waters’ wig as looking like James Brown hair.

Oh, the hue and cry!

It was a “racist attack!”

Why? Don’t ask me.

People have been making fun of Donald Trump’s hair for years.

They called him “Captain Comb Over.”

They claim he wears a toupee, despite the fact that he has repeatedly shown that his hair is, well, his hair.

Even Hillary Clinton made fun of Trump’s hair.

Suddenly making fun of someone’s hair is racist?

Personally, I don’t think Maxine has James Brown hair.

Though, I do think she wears a wig.

You know, like Tina Turner always does.

At least when Bill O’Reilly made the James Brown comparison, he wasn’t referring to the infamous mugshot photo.

Because that would be mean.

Mean, but still not racist.

To me, Maxine’s mop looks more like Lt. Uhura’s hair than James Brown.

Maybe if Maxine Waters had Trump’s hair it would be okay to mock her.

But let’s be honest. Maxine Waters has been one heck of nasty woman over the last few months.

And if she can call everyone in the Trump administration “scumbags,” she shouldn’t be surprised when she gets insulted in return.

Turnabout is fair play, after all.

I’ll admit, O’Reilly’s joke wasn’t particularly funny. But it wasn’t particularly racist either.

I can’t stand looking at Maxine Waters because to me, she looks like a carp in glasses.

It’s like she’s the live-action version of Mr. Limpet.

Of course Maxine is getting as much mileage out of O’Reilly’s unfunny joke as she can.

She’s proclaiming “I cannot be intimidated!”

Earth to Maxine. Bill O’Reilly wasn’t intimidating you.

He was mocking you.

And who can blame him?

You really are extremely mock-worthy.

Let’s face it. There is no greater weapon against Leftists than mockery.

They are humorless, thin-skinned prats whose only defense against being mocked is to play the victim.

And isn’t that exactly what Wig-gate proved?

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7 thoughts on “If they can mock Trump, we can mock Maxine

  • March 29, 2017 at 12:35 pm
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    Nasty women want equality in all areas except as subjects of mockery. Femaleness should not inoculate them from being mocked any more than being black. If you’re going to be dumb, ya gotta be tough no matter what big arena you’re playing in.

    • April 4, 2017 at 8:40 pm
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      So true! And this was one of the funniest articles I have read recently!

  • March 29, 2017 at 12:58 pm
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    Recently happened on this blog and I love it!

    Maxipad Waters deserves all the criticism that can be heaped up that bag of obnoxious shit.

  • March 29, 2017 at 1:10 pm
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    Mr. Limped was my favorite movie as a Kid! Now it’s ruined! Lol

  • March 29, 2017 at 1:12 pm
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    She does look like Mr. Limpet. Lol

  • March 29, 2017 at 3:35 pm
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    Don Knotts Lives!
    As a Tea Party activist I’ve probably been called a Raaaaaacist! thousands of times since 2009. The funny thing about that charge isn’t just the old joke – what’s the definition of a racist? A Conservative that’s winning the argument. No, the bigger irony is that the charge is only effective on people who aren’t racist, because being so is abhorrent to them. Actual racists would be proud of it. Call a KKK guy a racist & he’ll say, “did you not see the hood?” Call Hitler an antisemite & his response would be, “I guess you read my book then, huh?”

  • March 29, 2017 at 3:57 pm
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    That toup is James Brown’s…she paid his estate for it to be taken from his room temp head before the box was closed and he was planted–that’s why there are flies buzzing around her all the time when she wears that particular hairpiece.

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