Sure, you can mock the President of the United States.
You can mock his skin color, his hair, his hands.
But mock the oh-so mock-worthy Maxine Waters and you’re a racist.
The same held true for Barack or Michelle Obama.
Sure, you can call Melania Trump a hooker, but heaven forbid you call Michelle a tranny.
I spent years mocking the Obamas. And, likewise, spent years having thin-skinned Leftists accuse me of being racist.
They never really have a good comeback to mockery. It leaves them sputtering and enraged.
Which, come to think of it, is the goal.
Yesterday, Bill O’Reilly became the latest Klansman when he referred to Maxine Waters’ wig as looking like James Brown hair.
Oh, the hue and cry!
It was a “racist attack!”
Why? Don’t ask me.
People have been making fun of Donald Trump’s hair for years.
They called him “Captain Comb Over.”
They claim he wears a toupee, despite the fact that he has repeatedly shown that his hair is, well, his hair.
Even Hillary Clinton made fun of Trump’s hair.
Suddenly making fun of someone’s hair is racist?
Personally, I don’t think Maxine has James Brown hair.
Though, I do think she wears a wig.
You know, like Tina Turner always does.
At least when Bill O’Reilly made the James Brown comparison, he wasn’t referring to the infamous mugshot photo.
Because that would be mean.
Mean, but still not racist.
To me, Maxine’s mop looks more like Lt. Uhura’s hair than James Brown.
Maybe if Maxine Waters had Trump’s hair it would be okay to mock her.
But let’s be honest. Maxine Waters has been one heck of nasty woman over the last few months.
And if she can call everyone in the Trump administration “scumbags,” she shouldn’t be surprised when she gets insulted in return.
Turnabout is fair play, after all.
I’ll admit, O’Reilly’s joke wasn’t particularly funny. But it wasn’t particularly racist either.
I can’t stand looking at Maxine Waters because to me, she looks like a carp in glasses.
It’s like she’s the live-action version of Mr. Limpet.
Of course Maxine is getting as much mileage out of O’Reilly’s unfunny joke as she can.
She’s proclaiming “I cannot be intimidated!”
Earth to Maxine. Bill O’Reilly wasn’t intimidating you.
He was mocking you.
And who can blame him?
You really are extremely mock-worthy.
Let’s face it. There is no greater weapon against Leftists than mockery.
They are humorless, thin-skinned prats whose only defense against being mocked is to play the victim.
And isn’t that exactly what Wig-gate proved?
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