If you can’t beat ‘em, hire ‘em!

I’m sure you’ve heard that CNN’s ratings are taking a beating lately.

In fact, two weeks ago, reruns of Yogi Bear beat out CNN in the primetime ratings race.


Meanwhile Fox News is way out in front at the top of the heap.

Any old how, I have a suggestion for CNN.

If you can’t beat Yogi Bear, maybe you should hire him on.

Hell, throw Boo-Boo Bear in there too.

It’s the perfect fit, don’t you think?

After all, CNN’s “news” coverage has become pretty cartoony.

And CNN’s New Day would be the perfect venue for Yogi and Boo-Boo.

Check out this utterly painful exchange between the incomparable Sebastian Gorka and New Day’s cohost Alisyn Camerota.

So, how about it, CNN?

If you can’t beat ‘em, hire ‘em!

Who knows? It might turn out that more people trust Yogi Bear and Boo-Boo than Alisyn and her gormless twit of a sidekick Chris Cuomo.


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6 thoughts on “If you can’t beat ‘em, hire ‘em!

  • July 12, 2017 at 12:58 pm

    Camerota is a real smacked ass. Did she really think she could out-best someone like Dr. Gorka? Really?

    I remember when she was on Fox & Friends. Never could figure her out, but now we all know what side she sits on.

  • July 12, 2017 at 3:07 pm

    Gormless? That’d be Cuomo as Huckleberry Hound.

  • July 12, 2017 at 11:35 pm

    You could also get Mr. Ranger to keep them towing the straight and narrow!

  • July 13, 2017 at 8:59 am

    At least Yogi Bear admitted he was guilty of stealing picnic baskets.
    I don’t think they’ll fit in CNN, since everyone at that hell hole is incapable of admitting they’re a bunch of lying propaganda con-artists.

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