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Bored Mayor Runs for President for a Change of Pace

Oh, sure. De Blasio is bored and now the rest of the country has to suffer?

What better way to hoodwink gullible members of the Resistance into opening their wallets than to attack their archenemy, Fox News?

Without a slobbering, sycophantic media acting as his personal fluffers and fan club, it looks like Beto is sputtering out like a wet fart.

Get off the remote island, Never Trumpers. The war is over. Your side lost.

18 months before the 2020 election, and already the Democrats have lost their minds.

By golly, he’s going to run for President even if there isn’t a single American who wants him to!

We left the 1980s thirty years ago. But if his union hall kick-off event is any indication Joe Biden is still firmly planted there.

When you need a day to answer a question, that’s not clarifying your answer. It’s taking a day to give your answer.

In an episode of “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” Buffy and Cordelia are both running to be Homecoming Queen. Buffy starts

Good grief. The coloring, the smoothness of his skin. Buttigieg doesn’t even look lifelike. In fact, he looks like a character from a Pixar movie.