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The Castro apologist

Sure, Castro murdered thousands. So what? He also launched a literacy program!!!

You would think that someone who can spend a near-limitless amount of money could come up with better content that these billboards.

Deciding to flush her pledge on SuperPACs is more proof that Liz will stay in this race no matter how loudly the fat lady sings.

In the absence of any other viable alternative to Bernie, the media will still give a boost to the Hobbit despite his poor performance last night.

Faster than you can say “DNA test,” the “Unity Candidate” tossed aside her calls for civility, mounted her high horse and went on the warpath.

Imagine the level of hubris it must take to believe Mini-Mike Bloomberg is the Superhero come to save the Democrat Party from Bernie Sanders.

If Mini-Mike didn’t have all the money in the world, he’d be laughed out of the race. He’s pretty much John Kasich with a bottomless bank account.

Of all the boobs on that stage, Bernie Sanders was the biggest boob of them all.

If you ever wondered what happened to that little robot kid from the movie AI, well, he’s all grown up and running for President.