Hillary Rejoins the DNC’s Wars Against the Roses
Just as the smoldering war between Warren and Bernie’s red rose army begins to settle down, Hillary rushes onto the battlefield to reignite the fire.
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Elections
Running to be President of Some Americans
In a startling and rare moment of honesty, Elizabeth Warren admits that she is only planning to fight for some Americans.
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The Schizophrenic New York Times Endorsement
When endorsing women, the New York Times can’t make up its mind. Way to perpetrate a female stereotype, guys!
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Cheater Cheater Booger Eater
Obama had composite girlfriends; Liz Warren has a composite campaign.
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The Serial Fabulist Persists
CNN helpfully finds the audio of Liz and Bernie’s end-of-debate “tense moment.” But of course they find it.
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A snake emoji?! How dare you!!!
Liz Warren is super ready for the trials and hardships of being President and Commander-in-Chief. BUT DON’T YOU DARE TWEET THE SNAKE EMOJI AT HER!!!!
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Liz Warren’s “Judgment”
To sell herself as Commander-in-Chief, Liz Warren boasts about her “judgment.” So let’s take a brief look at some examples of Liz Warren’s judgment.
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Geriatric Thunderdome
Two aging Socialists enter; one aging Socialist leaves.
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So long Spartacus
Another one bites the dust. So long Spartacus! We completely forgot you were even running.
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Radio Silence
After howling like banshees about WW3 and President Trump, the 2020 Democrats can barely bring themselves to utter a peep about the uprising in Iran.
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