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I finally saw Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Compared to Revenge of the Sith, it’s a masterpiece. But that isn’t saying much.

Yeah, no. I don’t sit like ^ that ^ when I read.

Remember when 30-year-old men were capable of taking care of themselves? Good times.

April 27, 2018 Dianny Random stuff

Dianny’s sick — which means, she’s a bitch on wheels.

I’m too young to be turning fifty-five.

April 21st is a national holiday here at PatriotRetort.com.

If you’re terrified of flying, this Southwest Airlines engine explosion is enough to give you nightmares.

Finding the perfect balance between reader enjoyment and internet ads…

This is the fourth snowiest March in Syracuse history and we’re only halfway through it.

The winner of a Dianny Tees “Team Deplorable” T-Shirt has been chosen!