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The Block Option on my iPhone is getting a workout

If texting like deranged stalkers is their idea of appealing to Republican voters, clearly the NRCC has never met a single Republican voter.

Once again, Mitt Romney stabbed the Republicans in the back. But he cannot help himself; it’s just his nature.

You gotta hand it to the New York Times. They can spot the most easily manipulated quicker than a lion spots a wounded gazelle.

These Well-I-Never-Trumpers expect Republicans to fussily adhere to Marquess of Queensberry rules while the Democrats fight dirty.

Get off the remote island, Never Trumpers. The war is over. Your side lost.

Guess who’s in charge of creating a replacement healthcare plan in the Senate. Yup. The father of RomneyCare and the grandfather of Obamacare.

The profile of Charlie Sykes and “The Bulwark” in The Atlantic pretty much confirms that Never Trumpers are the douchiest douches ever.

The Democrats are starting to cave. Now, if we could just keep those wobbly Republicans from snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

I’ll take the boorish winner over this gentleman loser any day of the week.

President or God’s Prophet? John Kasich just can’t make up his mind.