Despite the best hopes of the ResistanceLOL, the Mueller Report pretty much sputtered out like a wet fart. By now most Americans are over it. Let’s be honest.
As far as we’re concerned the Mueller Report was dead on arrival.
But leave it to Hollywood celebrities to think they can breathe life back into that rotting corpse.
In an effort to get Americans angry and fired up all over again, last night celebrities teamed up to stage a dramatic reading of the Mueller Report.
Earth to Hollywood: You’re not Dr. Frankenstein. And no amount of electricity is going to reanimate that corpse.
NBC plugged the silly endeavor with this hilarious headline: “Star-studded cast to perform live reading of the Mueller report.”
This “star-studded” circle jerk featured Jon Lithgow, Annette Bening, Kevin Kline, Zachary Quinto, Luke Skywalker and Elaine Benis.
Come on. Let’s just call it what it is: a seance.
These Hollywood celebrities just can’t let go of their wishful fantasy that Robert Mueller was going to end the Trump presidency.
Do they really think subjecting people to a dramatic reading will be any more effective than the stupid Mueller Prayer Candles?
Staging a dramatic reading isn’t going to change the outcome of the report.
It’s masturbatory and desperate.
Give it up you guys. The Mueller Report is dead. Drop the corpse and move on with your lives.
I have a confession to make.
Zack Quinto and I were friends twenty years ago. And knowing this talented guy who used to kick back and joke around with me for hours on end is participating in this cringe-fest makes me all kinds of sad.
Twenty years ago if you had told me I was going to Photoshop Zack in an image mocking him, I’d have thought you were crazy.
But here we are.
Seeing people crippled by Trump Derangement Syndrome is a horrible thing.
But, and I’m sorry if this is mean, Zack, what the hell is wrong with you guys?
You’re acting like Norman Bates – stuffing his mother’s long-dead corpse and pretending to carry on conversations with her.
Since you starred in the latest Star Trek movies, let me put it in a way you’ll understand:
No matter how many times you read the Mueller Report — no matter how dramatically you read it – at the end of the day Donald J. Trump did not conspire with Russia to steal the election from Hillary Clinton.
So get over it!
This is pathetic.
The Congressional Democrats staging a public reading didn’t change anything.
And a “star-studded” cast of celebrities won’t change anything either.
Of course it doesn’t help the celebrities one bit that most Americans have had just about enough of Hollywood lecturing, scolding and guilting us over everything.
We’re done with you.
So pack up your rotting, stinking corpse and hit the bricks.
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