Church Chat with Reverend Hillary

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When I first heard that Hillary is claiming that she once considered becoming a Methodist preacher, the first thing that popped into my mind was, “Sheesh. Those Methodists will take anybody.”

But this is supposedly what she claimed to her “longtime pastor” Bill Shillady.

I don’t know what I find more difficult to believe – that Hillary wanted to be a preacher or that Hillary has a “longtime pastor.”

Come to think of it, we’ve heard Reverend Hillary preach in church before.


Sweet merciful Zeus!

Could you imagine having to listen to that Reverend Hillary on a weekly basis?!

I mean, come on! After that 20-second clip, I find myself longing for a Valium.

I’m guessing Hillary won’t even start her sermons until after the collection plate has been passed around. And even then, she won’t say a word unless the contents exceed $250,000.00.

At the Church of Reverend Hillary, the medieval practice of buying your way into heaven will make a big, BIG comeback.

Call it Reverend Hillary’s “pay to pray.”

But let’s be honest. This notion that Hillary wanted join the clergy is about as believable as her claim that she once tried to join the Marines.

I’d sooner believe Hillary carries hot sauce in her purse than buy this idea that she possesses a “depth of knowledge of the Bible” — as her “longtime pastor” says.

Hillary’s endless claims always make me think of Frank Sinatra’s famous song “That’s Life.”
I’ve been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate
A poet, a pawn and a king

But let her pretend she always wanted to be a preacher.

Because I’d say the odds of a Reverend Hillary are still much better than the odds that we’ll ever have a President Hillary.

Hat tip Breitbart.

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6 thoughts on “Church Chat with Reverend Hillary

    • August 10, 2017 at 3:13 pm

      Probably more like ‘Elvira’……………without the ‘attributes’.

  • August 10, 2017 at 5:11 pm

    OMG…Dianny, you’re brilliant. When I saw that meme I fell off my chair laughing!

  • August 10, 2017 at 11:34 pm

    Love that Shillary’s “longtime pastor’s” name is Shillady.

  • August 11, 2017 at 12:05 am

    I’ve got to believe this is a move to make the Klinton Foundation a tax free church fund. Yes Dianny, lots and lots of valium…

  • August 11, 2017 at 12:12 am

    Shillady–cross between”shill” and “shady”?

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