Congressional Democrats say there’s no Emergency

Congressional Democrats say there’s no Emergency

I don’t know why you guys are lying awake at night worrying about how you’re going to pay the bills.  It isn’t like there’s any kind of emergency.

Sure, your governor and mayor might be forcing you to live under house arrest while the place you worked for goes bankrupt.  But obviously that’s not an emergency.

Chillax, folks.

Life is good!

And if you don’t believe me, take it from the Congressional Democrats.

See, they’ve decided to stay on vacation until May fourth, absent an emergency.

So clearly we are absent any kind of emergency.

Sure, the SBA loans to protect your employees paychecks are going to run out of money on Friday, and Senate Democrats blocked an effort to add more money to the program. So chances are good your business might just shutter permanently.

But clearly that’s no emergency.  Because if it was an emergency, Steny Hoyer says the Democrats would definitely get off their fat asses and get back to work.

Say, aren’t you glad you gave the Democrats the House in 2018?

If you hadn’t, why, you just might be able to hang on to your business before it gets flushed down the toilet.

Without a Democrat House majority, you might not be staring at your checkbook balance in blind terror.

We Americans can’t go back to work, no matter how much we might want to.

Yet the House Democrats could’ve gone back to work for the American people right now, but they’re choosing not to.

But don’t worry.  They would, really, honest, they would go back to work if, heaven forbid, some national emergency cropped up.

But thankfully, there is no emergency.  So the House Democrats get to stay home.

Fortunately for them, they’ll still be getting paid … by us.

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7 thoughts on “Congressional Democrats say there’s no Emergency

  • April 14, 2020 at 10:22 am
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    Yeah they’re all going to be staying home in those nice beach front summer homes enjoying the oceans and empty beaches. Suck on it people, we deserve the government we tolerate.

  • April 14, 2020 at 11:44 am
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    Funny how whenever the government is threatened with a PARTIAL shut down over the budget, dems will cry to the heavens how the country will not survive without them. But shut down the country and bankrupt all the people who pay for government, while government STILL gets PAID, and nothing to see here folks. What’s it going to take to wake up the voters who still vote democrat?

    • April 15, 2020 at 11:32 am
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      Most are just fine with this so long as they can hobble President Trump’s economic recovery.

  • April 14, 2020 at 11:55 am
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    Could these self-important ne’er do wells be any more of a liability? Sadly, I have faith that they can. Tune in tomorrow for a new low.

    Staggering nincompoopery doesn’t begin to cover it.

  • April 14, 2020 at 11:59 am
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    Typical pharaoh, still expects the people to pay his salary, pension and benefits (making bricks) without jobs (straw).

  • April 14, 2020 at 12:00 pm
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    An emergency to Steny is running out of booze.

  • April 14, 2020 at 2:58 pm
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    I don’t have enough middle fingers.

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