Conspiracy Theorist Ted

Conspiracy Theorist Ted

Robert Mueller’s testimony didn’t just destroy the impeachment fantasy. It also seems to have broken the persnickety pre-teen tweeter Ted Lieu. Lieu has gone full-blown conspiracy theorist.

Ted thought he scored a direct hit on Donald Trump Wednesday when he asked the easily confused Robert Mueller if the reason they didn’t indict Donald Trump is because you cannot indict a sitting President.

The easily confused Mueller answered “That’s correct.”

What I couldn’t figure out at the time was if Mueller’s “That’s correct” referred to the fact that you can’t indict a sitting President or if that’s the reason he didn’t indict President Trump specifically.

It was exactly clear given what we know of the Mueller Report.

But no matter. Ted had his honey of a talking point and he ran with it.

This PROVES that Donald Trump is a felon and the only reason Mueller didn’t recommend indictment is because he is a sitting President!  We have a felon in the White House!!!!!

Ted was so proud of the fact that he was the one who nailed Trump to the wall that he pinned that exchange to his Twitter timeline.

But in the afternoon hearing with the “Intelligence” Committee, Mueller clarified his answer to Lieu — explaining that this was not why they didn’t recommend any legal action against President Trump.

“I want to go back to one thing that was said this morning by Mr. Lieu, who said, and I quote, ‘you didn’t charge the president because of the OLC opinion.’ That is not the correct way to say it. As we say in the report, and as I said in the opening, we did not reach a determination as to whether the president committed a crime.”

What a blow to Twitter Teen Teddy.

So flummoxed was he that Mueller took away his totally righteous moment, that Lieu went full-blown conspiracy theorist.

Ted appeared on Wolf Blitzer’s program on CNN and actually said this:

“I don’t know who got to him, I don’t know who talked to him, but that was very odd.”

What a clown.

Mueller was easily confused by the simplest questions Wednesday.  Add to that the fact that he clearly does not know the contents of his own eponymous report, and it didn’t surprise me at all that Mueller stumbled in his answer.

If I had to guess, I’d say during the break his staff pointed out to him what it says in the report.  The easily confused Mueller realized he misspoke, so he clarified his statement.

Yes, it is true that a sitting President can’t be indicted.

But that has nothing to do with the determination made by the office of the Special Counsel.

Very logical assumption, wouldn’t you say?

But not for Conspiracy Theorist Ted. Nope. Someone must have “got to him.”

Ted is just pissed because he thought he hit pay dirt with his question.  He was ecstatic that he was going to be the one who “took this president down” with his totally righteous line of questioning.

And, as is usually the case with Colonel Jump-the-Gun, he was instantly proven wrong.

Rather than simply accept the fact that Mueller didn’t hand him a win, Ted transforms into a conspiracy theorist — like he’s a character in an episode of “24.”

I keep telling you, the House Democrats are not serious people.

They’re so steeped in Trump Derangement they would rather concoct wild conspiracy theories than just accept the fact that RussiaGate was a fraud, the President didn’t do anything wrong, and all their impeachment dreams are dead.

Hat tip The Daily Caller.

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8 thoughts on “Conspiracy Theorist Ted

  • July 26, 2019 at 10:12 am
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    The dems need Mueller to continue as the figurehead of the investigation because if it becomes a matter of record that Mueller’s lieutenants were the driving force and Mueller is a bumbling old coot, then the entire investigation becomes suspect. They relied on Mueller’s ‘Impeccable record’ as being proof their ‘objectivity’. If that disappears that will end things.

    This is why Mueller clarified his statement from the morning. If an actual move was made to begin Impeachment proceedings the truth would come out and sink the democratic leadership and their ongoing war upon Donald Trump. If they gave little Teddy a real nugget he would take things to a place they do not want to go.

    So, what do the democrats want? It’s fairly simple. A constant barrage of negative press against Trump. Truth would get in the way of this so everything they use is casual accusations and nothing that would engage rules of evidence. The democrats cannot survive a contest where truth is enforced.

  • July 26, 2019 at 12:52 pm
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    Hey ted ole buddy, a felon is someone that has been found guilty of a felonious crime. No charges were found, except in your circle jerk wet dreams with your fellow ignorant demo jerkers, nice try, pray PDJT doesn’t sue you for slander.

  • July 26, 2019 at 2:54 pm
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    Little teddy lieu Who the smallest Who in Whoville just wanted be Pelosiwho for a day.

  • July 26, 2019 at 3:18 pm
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    I think that the House dems are very serious. They are very serious in their hatred for D. Trump (who is still President). They are very serious in their willingness to do anything they can to remove him from office, or if that doesn’t work, destroy his effectiveness. They are also very serious in trying to destroy the lives of those who work for/with the President and those who support him.

    They are also very serious idiots who seem adrift on the sea of unreality, hoping for a breeze that will fill the sails of the USSA* Impeachment Battleship.

    *United Socialist States of America

  • July 26, 2019 at 4:13 pm
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    Most of the brain-dead imbeciles on the left, still believe, that, if they can just get President Trump out of the Oval Office, Hillary can walk right in and start “Ruling”…They don’t have a clue, nor do they suspect a whole lot…Teddy boy is a prime example of that…

  • July 26, 2019 at 9:37 pm
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    Ted who?

  • July 27, 2019 at 10:26 pm
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    “We have a felon in the White House!!!!!”

    Gee, Ted…I thought a “felon” was a person convicted of a crime that is a felony by a court.

    What crime? What felony? What court?

  • July 28, 2019 at 2:11 pm
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    Mueller has Stage 3 or Stage 4 Alzheimer’s Disease look it up he can’t recall details

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