Cory Booker: Bangin’ it out to the cheap seats

I kinda feel sorry for Cory Booker.

Now, don’t get me wrong. His behavior in the DHS Senate hearing yesterday was probably the most cringeworthy performance ever seen outside of a Mexican telenovela audition.

Compared to Cory Booker, William Shatner’s performance in “The Wrath of Khan” was downright understated.

But I do feel sorry for Cory Booker.

This former mayor of that sh*thole Newark whose five years in the Senate have been startlingly unremarkable believes that he is Presidential material.

And unfortunately for Cory Booker, the Democrats are going all-in on this stupid “The Future is Female.”

What’s a guy who loves strippers to do in a situation like that?

With all the focus on estrogen, what better way to get noticed than to stage a PMS-like meltdown on camera?

Think of it as Cory Booker’s “LOOK AT ME!! LOOK AT ME!!!” to Democrat voters.

I watched the video of hysterical Cory and I’m sorry. But I laughed out loud.

It was so over-the-top I couldn’t take it seriously.

And what was this?

Cory Booker angry eyes

I see his office staff packed his angry eyes.

Come on. Look at that picture and tell me this wasn’t a performance.

Cory was really bangin’ it out to the cheap seats.

The over-the-top histrionics, the flailing hands.

Play the video of him with the sound down and you’d think he was a mime.

Cory Booker in a box

And are we really supposed to buy his claim that when Slippery Dick Durbin told him about his little lie that Cory was so emotionally distraught he cried “tears of rage?”

cryin Cory Booker


If Cory shed any tears at all, which I highly doubt, they were tears of laughter.

My guess is, Cory watched this hyper-dramatic meltdown in the news over President Trump allegedly saying some countries are shitholes (they are) and thought, “Oh, boy! I can really use this to my advantage!”

If only he took the time to get a few acting lessons before he went before cameras and turned into Norma Desmond.

Cory Desmond

Cory really does believe this B-Actor “star turn” will put him on the map.

And, see, that’s why I feel sorry for Cory Booker.

Because if you really think that acting like a horse’s ass live and on camera is the way to win support, you really don’t know what in the hell you’re doing.

And if he ever did get the 2020 nomination, I’m thinking Donald Trump would eat him alive.

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5 thoughts on “Cory Booker: Bangin’ it out to the cheap seats

  • January 17, 2018 at 11:52 am

    Were he white and she “a protected group” person it would be headline news. Repeated every 15 min all day! The MSM has had a double standard (maybe more honestly – no standards!) for at least 70 years. Which is why he did what he did.

    Like Bill’s Cigar. Move on, nothing here!

  • January 17, 2018 at 2:04 pm

    I initially commented on Downtrend that Ms. Nielson showed a lot more restraint than I would have. I would have gone full Drill Sergeant on him. But, upon reflection, I realized what would have really been a better move, is if she would have ignored him, playing on her cell phone, reading a book or doing embroidery until his temper fit was over.

  • January 17, 2018 at 4:17 pm

    Please, Dems, nominate this hyper-ventilating fart blossom.

  • January 17, 2018 at 9:10 pm

    Hands up don’t shoot !

  • January 18, 2018 at 11:27 am

    He is among the sleaziest of the sleazy.

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