I kinda feel sorry for Cory Booker.
Now, don’t get me wrong. His behavior in the DHS Senate hearing yesterday was probably the most cringeworthy performance ever seen outside of a Mexican telenovela audition.
Compared to Cory Booker, William Shatner’s performance in “The Wrath of Khan” was downright understated.
But I do feel sorry for Cory Booker.
This former mayor of that sh*thole Newark whose five years in the Senate have been startlingly unremarkable believes that he is Presidential material.
And unfortunately for Cory Booker, the Democrats are going all-in on this stupid “The Future is Female.”
What’s a guy who loves strippers to do in a situation like that?
With all the focus on estrogen, what better way to get noticed than to stage a PMS-like meltdown on camera?
Think of it as Cory Booker’s “LOOK AT ME!! LOOK AT ME!!!” to Democrat voters.
I watched the video of hysterical Cory and I’m sorry. But I laughed out loud.
It was so over-the-top I couldn’t take it seriously.
And what was this?
I see his office staff packed his angry eyes.
Come on. Look at that picture and tell me this wasn’t a performance.
Cory was really bangin’ it out to the cheap seats.
The over-the-top histrionics, the flailing hands.
Play the video of him with the sound down and you’d think he was a mime.
And are we really supposed to buy his claim that when Slippery Dick Durbin told him about his little lie that Cory was so emotionally distraught he cried “tears of rage?”
If Cory shed any tears at all, which I highly doubt, they were tears of laughter.
My guess is, Cory watched this hyper-dramatic meltdown in the news over President Trump allegedly saying some countries are shitholes (they are) and thought, “Oh, boy! I can really use this to my advantage!”
If only he took the time to get a few acting lessons before he went before cameras and turned into Norma Desmond.
Cory really does believe this B-Actor “star turn” will put him on the map.
And, see, that’s why I feel sorry for Cory Booker.
Because if you really think that acting like a horse’s ass live and on camera is the way to win support, you really don’t know what in the hell you’re doing.
And if he ever did get the 2020 nomination, I’m thinking Donald Trump would eat him alive.
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