Cory Booker fancies himself Spartacus

So Cory Booker “defiantly” declared that he would violate Senate rules and release confidential emails that he said reveal Brett Kavanaugh discussing racial profiling.

Shocker, I know — a Democrat bragging about breaking the rules.

And like the insufferable prat that he is Booker dared the Senate to punish him.

It’s his “Spartacus” moment, don’t you know.

Don’t you love these 2020 contenders and their delusions of grandeur?

“I am Spartacus!!” Declares the whiny, show-boating douche-nozzle desperate for the perfect 2020 campaign ad sound bite.

Well, it turns out this supposed explosive email that Spartacus Booker was so desperate to reveal wasn’t the smoking gun he made it out to be.

Way to go, Spartacus!

Good grief; what a clown.

See, we don’t even have to try to discredit the Democrats.

They go out of their way to discredit themselves.

When your only objective is self-promotion and vainglorious preening, inevitably you end up tripping over your own pud.

But he’s Spatacus, everybody.

Hahahahaha!

Well, if you insist.

Spartacus

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11 thoughts on “Cory Booker fancies himself Spartacus

  • September 6, 2018 at 1:48 pm
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    Booker is a moron. The emails had alreday been cleared to be released. He is literally campaigning for 2020 in the middle of a SC justice hearing.

    “Bring it”…

    I wish they could still file charges and throw him out of office.

  • September 6, 2018 at 3:38 pm
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    I can sometimes be a little slow, can someone please explain the “Spartacus” reference? Spartacus led a slave revolt against Rome, and was crucified for it. Is the implication that Booker will be crucified (metaphorically, unfortunately) for his action?

    • September 6, 2018 at 4:02 pm
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      I’m fairly certain Cory only envisions Kirk Douglas bellowing “I am Spartacus.” The reference probably goes no deeper than a scene in the movie.

  • September 6, 2018 at 5:10 pm
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    Nope. Just an American loyal to the our Constitution and our ideals, and not to a tin-plated, delusional, narcissist, dictator wannabe, or his kkk/federal society vetted nominees.

    • September 6, 2018 at 5:39 pm
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      You add so much to the debate. Where has a genius like you been hiding?

    • September 9, 2018 at 12:50 pm
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      First imagine Tom Hanks screaming at a soccer ball. …WILSOOOOON, you just described the Obama years and your party.

  • September 6, 2018 at 6:22 pm
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    Hey Dianny, I didn’t know Cory Booker commented here.
    Cory- flip that record over already. Let’s hear what’s on the B side.

    • September 6, 2018 at 6:46 pm
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      The B-side is scratched. Halfway through, it get’s stuck and all you hear is “Russia! Russia! Russia!” over and over again.

  • September 8, 2018 at 6:17 pm
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    I AM RETARDACUS!
    Cory Booker

  • September 9, 2018 at 12:45 pm
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    Sharticus likes to wear a loincloth around the house.

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