CoughGate

CoughGate

Ladies and Gentlemen, are you ready for CoughGate?

The news media is has discovered a new Trump White House “scandal.”

You see, during the filming of his interview with George Stephanopoulos, President Trump told Mike Mulvaney to leave the Oval for coughing.

How dare he?! This is just beyond the pale! When will Democrats put an end to this monster’s tyrannical reign and just impeach him already?!

This is how far they’ve tumbled, my friends.

From RussiaGate to CoughGate.

Personally, it would drive me bats if somebody was coughing while I was being interviewed.  My cat Willow stands in front of my face and screams her ever-loving head off if I’m on the phone.  She does it every single time. It’s so annoying, I have to go to another room any time I get or make a call.  It’s distracting as hell.  Plus, if I don’t relocate, I get the inevitable, “Jeeze, Dianny. Are you torturing that cat?!” question.

So, yeah.  If I was being interviewed on camera and someone was coughing, I’d tell him to step outside too.

And yet for the media, CoughGate is just as horrible as AnimalsGate, CovfefeGate, ShitholeGate, and my personal favorite, Two-Scoops-of-Ice-Cream-Gate.

Ten bucks says John Dean will be on CNN tonight to explain why CoughGate is worse than Watergate.

I bet HITLER kicked people out of his office for coughing too!!!!!

Check out this lunatic’s completely sane response:

Ooooooh, I see!  So telling Mulvaney to leave because his coughing was distracting is intentional cruelty and “foundational to his sociopathy.”

Sure, Jan.

Something tells me Trump isn’t the one who is “irreparably broken.”

Honestly, these people are complete clowns.

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3 thoughts on “CoughGate

  • June 17, 2019 at 3:13 pm
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    Over a quarter of a century ago, I worked as a temp in an office in White Plains, NY, where they specialized in real estate law. Trump was due to call at 10 am and I took the call. His secretary got me, she put him on, I got my boss, I put him on, we hung up, they continued to talk and that’s how it was done in the old days. The guys in the office regaled me with stories and tidbits about the famous real estate mogul: He avoided shaking hands, he was a germaphobe, women didn’t complain about him, If you’re appointment was at 9 am, you had better be on time, or be dragging a leg by one sinew if that’s what made you late.

    Decades later, I knew the “dossier” was fake expressly because of the germy ickiness of it. Not a Trump type of thing. In fact, if they’d thrown in something about how he left the room before any p took place, that MIGHT have given it a scintilla of being believable. (I can’t even image why he would have spent any time alone in a room with Stormy, knowing what a petri dish she must herself have been years ago). Trump even joked about his germphobia while a guest on the Howard Stern show (it can still be found on youtube; I found it a couple years ago and played the clip for my husband). Howard Stern laughed it up with him, and later on another episode featuring Howie Mandell, Stern and Mandel talked about each of their own germ phobias and mentioned Trump again.

    So, if a man is hacking up half a lung during an interview, you bet your sweet bippie that Trump will ask him to leave the room. I’m not even a reporter, but I could deduce that much.

  • June 17, 2019 at 6:19 pm
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    TRUMP 2020!

  • June 21, 2019 at 10:26 am
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    Funny no one in the worthless left-leaning media mentions that the obese, vile pig Hillary seems to always be hiding behind some sort of baggy sack that hides the fact she wears DEPENDS. And knowing what a smelly pig she is; they are probably half full of you know what!

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